I would like to tell some politicians:
If you are Satanists, confess, just say it.
Liberate yourselves, we will find out anyway, sooner or later, dears.
I don't believe that there is any being known as "Satan," although I do wish our politicians would be compelled to confess just the same. Not that they're Satanists, but that they haven't acted in good faith for the benefit of the people. If they've violated the trust the public has placed in them, then they should confess.
I don't really care about anyone's religion (or lack of religion), but in the end, I'd rather have an honest Satanist than a dishonest Christian in office any day.