What's your diagnosis?

[Drolefille]

Post in this thread and with my super DSM skills I will diagnose you.




*Note diagnosis is not valid in all 50 states or anywhere else except perhaps Guam. Diagnosis is for fun and not an endorsement of seeking medication other than what an actual doctor has prescribed for you. Diagnosis will be as ridiculous and obscure as possible. Other people can totally diagnose you too. Diagnosis not valid in Guam.

 

[Nymphs]

Posting!

 

[Saint Frankenstein]

Oh, I thought you were going to ask us to list our diagnoses.

 

[brokensymmetry]

Last I saw, a confused autistic/narcissist with attachment issues

 

[Drolefille]

Posting!

Capgras Syndrome
You believe that a close friend or spouse has been replaced by an EXACT DOUBLE and cannot be convinced otherwise!

Oh, I thought you were going to ask us to list our diagnoses.

Nah, although that would be a good thread for another subforum
PARIS SYNDROME:
Only experienced by Japanese nationals who visit France (or sometimes Spain) it's a severe form of culture shock that can even cause hallucinations!

I could tell from the moment I met you, this was your problem!

Last I saw, a confused autistic/narcissist with attachment issues

Alice in Wonderland Syndrome

Your sense of body, space and time have been distorted like Alice eating the cake or drinking from the vial. You hallucinate that you're super tiny or HUGE or are traveling SUPER FAST!

Wait for me!

 

[Nymphs]

Capgras Syndrome
You believe that a close friend or spouse has been replaced by an EXACT DOUBLE and cannot be convinced otherwise!

I could totally see that happening. :yes:

 

[brokensymmetry]

Alice in Wonderland Syndrome

Your sense of body, space and time have been distorted like Alice eating the cake or drinking from the vial. You hallucinate that you're super tiny or HUGE or are traveling SUPER FAST!

Wait for me!

Yes. I feel as though you've glimpsed into my mind.

 

[Drolefille]

I could totally see that happening. :yes:

As a Doctor Who fan you should just expect it...

 

[Drolefille]

Yes. I feel as though you've glimpsed into my mind.

I'm good like that.

 

[Parsimony]

Ah, so no symptoms for us to post? Just your wild guess? Sure. Throw me an interesting one.

 

[Nymphs]

As a Doctor Who fan you should just expect it...

*shudder*

Those ones freaked me out!

 

[Drolefille]

Ah, so no symptoms for us to post? Just your wild guess? Sure. Throw me an interesting one.

Meh you can post whatever, I don't care. I'll still diagnosis you with my expert skillz. So expert they have a z.

But you clearly suffer from Boanthropy - a delusional disorder where you believe yourself to be a cow or an ox. Stop eating the grass! (Supposedly Nebuchadnezzar might have suffered from this, so you're in good company.)

 

[Brickjectivity]

Is there such a thing as having an antiquated psychology?

 

[Drolefille]

Is there such a thing as having an antiquated psychology?

Real talk: Not that I know of, if you want to elaborate on what you mean I can answer the best I know from my experience in the field.

Ridiculous talk: FOREIGN ACCENT SYNDROME! You talk in a foreign accent as if it were your own and don't even know you're doing it. It's like it's normal to you!

 

[Debater Slayer]

I've always wanted to be diagnosed by someone on the Internet. It's a lot more accurate than that DSM stuff!

Diagnose away!

 

[Saint Frankenstein]

*thinks up a plan to sue Drole for malpractice*

 

[Shadow Wolf]

As long as I don't have Cotard's syndrome, I think I'll be alright. But then again I have a dead person inside me now, so the walking corpse part isn't too far off.

 

[Drolefille]

I've always wanted to be diagnosed by someone on the Internet. It's a lot more accurate than that DSM stuff!

Diagnose away!

Lima syndrome

It is the exact inverse of Stockholm syndrome. You took a hostage and now you feel so bad about it, you totally identify with them instead.

*thinks up a plan to sue Drole for malpractice*

Not only do I have no money and no malpractice insurance, I'm probably not even reallllll *fades away*

As long as I don't have Cotard's syndrome, I think I'll be alright. But then again I have a dead person inside me now, so the walking corpse part isn't too far off.

You stole one of my cool ones

So now you have Windigo Psychosis. You want to EAT PEOPLE. EAT PEOPLE. PEOPLE EATER.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

You stole one of my cool ones

So now you have Windigo Psychosis. You want to EAT PEOPLE. EAT PEOPLE. PEOPLE EATER.

Do I get to be a one-eyed one-horned flying purple people eater?

 

[Drolefille]

Do I get to be a one-eyed one-horned flying purple people eater?

As long as you realize you're a Windigo, then yes.