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What Kind of Milk?

Discussion in 'Games / Pics / Jokes / Stories' started by The Hammer, Dec 3, 2021.

  1. The Hammer

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    Humans are in the vast majority of houses now and in the past. And mice. Don't forget the mice milk. Mice cream. You scream. We all scream for mice cream.
     
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    I don't know if that's me screaming or the mice screaming. :oops::D
     
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    It is a duality or duet maybe.
     
  5. ChristineM

    ChristineM "Be strong" I whispered to my coffee.
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    And not forgetting
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    For all those lactose intolerant peeps.
    How they can get enough cats to be still long enough to milk them i will never know
     
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    Cat atonia?
     
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    ChristineM "Be strong" I whispered to my coffee.
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    You just gave me an idea for a whole new industry making tiny high speed milking machines. A person buying equipment from me could get their own system going for just a small investment.
     
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    A goat is a stinking kind of animal.
     
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    Great...so you're going to industrialise and my trained spider monkeys will be tossed out on the street...

    PS. How much can I buy a milking machine for?
     
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    Well we have drunk all kinds of milk historically.
    It's still a legit question. Goat? Cow? Horse? All drunk somewhere in the world.
     
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    Only the bucks stink and only if they aren't wethered. We have three wethers. Very intelligent animals actually. Fences are a joke to them.
     
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  14. Jainarayan

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    Almond milk perplexes me. I know there are male and female almond trees but I didn't know almonds had udders. And what's up with butter milk? It must be slippery trying to milk butters. :shrug:
     
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  15. Guitar's Cry

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    You may have to fight Matt Groening for the patent: tumblr_inline_paqkmmBRup1tg5wat_540.jpg
     
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    It's a quote from the Polish encyclopaedia.
     
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    Did you know that rice also has udders?
    This is what I drink.


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    Simpson's did it. Figures.
     
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