What is Wrong with Secret Chief?

[Secret Chief]

This could be a long thread.

 

[The Hammer]

Idk?

 

[Secret Chief]

Idk?

Pretend the RF rules don't exist.

 

[Left Coast]

What is Wrong with Secret Chief?

It's a secret.

 

[dybmh]

Too nice?

 

[Stevicus]

He can never get the cone of silence to work right.

 

[JustGeorge]

Name is too close to 'Secret Chef'. Because that's what I read every time I see it...

And then I wonder what the secret is. Is it what's in the food, or is the cooking so bad its only done in private?

 

[Twilight Hue]

It's a secret.

Ancient Chinese Secret.

 

[Revoltingest]

Idk?

Depolarized graviton generator?

 

[Brickjectivity]

This could be a long thread.

 

[lewisnotmiller]

This could be a long thread.

He doesn't talk about himself in the third person enough, and appears unduly modest.
This isn't the sort of flaw @lewisnotmiller suffers from.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

I do not know what is wrong with you. Is it something obvious or does it require protracted investigation? I know that I cannot smell you from where I am. But that may not be a real issue. Do you owe me money?

 

[Estro Felino]

Too mysterious?

 

[Secret Chief]

Name is too close to 'Secret Chef'. Because that's what I read every time I see it...

And then I wonder what the secret is. Is it what's in the food, or is the cooking so bad its only done in private?

I do cook and bake but there's no surviving witnesses to bring a case against me.

 

[Secret Chief]

My hair is nothing like that!

 

[Secret Chief]

I do not know what is wrong with you. Is it something obvious or does it require protracted investigation? I know that I cannot smell you from where I am. But that may not be a real issue. Do you owe me money?

You owe me money. A lot. Details coming in a PM.

 

[Secret Chief]

He can never get the cone of silence to work right.

That was educational. Obviously before my time!

 

[Secret Chief]

He doesn't talk about himself in the third person enough, and appears unduly modest.
This isn't the sort of flaw @lewisnotmiller suffers from.

Do you offer mentoring?

 

[Secret Chief]

Too nice?

Are you mixing me up with someone else? Secret Chef?

 

[dybmh]

Too nice?

Are you mixing me up with someone else? Secret Chef?

OK, OK... prove it. Say something mean to me. I give you permission. Really hit me where is hurts ( in the feelings ).