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What is the silliest proselytizing line you've heard?

Jaymes

The cake is a lie
I got a lovely speech from my aunt not long ago about how Jesus died for us all and everyone that didn't accept him was going to hell... thus I shouldn't hang around gays and lesbians, because they were going to hell.

I'm not sure how that made sense. :areyoucra
 

!Fluffy!

Lacking Common Sense
Sunstone said:
I can think of two that struck me as especially silly:

(1) "The bottom line is that more people have died for Christianity than for any other cause in the history of the world"

That person who spoke that line to me seemed to think that the sheer number of people who have died for a cause is reason enough to support that cause.

(2) "I checked all the religions in the world and only Christianity claims to have the Truth."

I doubted that he'd checked.

What's the silliest line you've heard? I don't mean to limit this to just Christianity. Or even to just proselytizing for a religion. Have you ever been proselytized by an atheist or an agnostic in a silly way?

RE: your title question:

http://www.religiousforums.com/forum/showthread.php?p=686374#post686374


Poll: Would you rather read the first two posts all the way through, or get hit on the head with a large wet fish?

Or just take a nice nap?
:sleep:
 

Mike182

Flaming Queer
Jensa said:
I got a lovely speech from my aunt not long ago about how Jesus died for us all and everyone that didn't accept him was going to hell... thus I shouldn't hang around gays and lesbians, because they were going to hell.

I'm not sure how that made sense. :areyoucra

Jensa, i order you to divorce yourself from yourself this instant! you must stop associating with yourself, you're nothing but a bad influence and you're going to hell, you'll only drag yourself along with you! :D
 
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