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Featured What is a Satanic Pregnancy?

Discussion in 'General Religious Debates' started by Left Coast, Jan 26, 2020.

  1. Left Coast

    Left Coast Well-Known Member
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    So much to unpack here, but, for starters...

    Can anyone explain to me what a Satanic pregnancy is?

     
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    I don't know how I managed to sit through a minute and twenty seconds of that... In any case, I have no idea what a satanic pregnancy is, or why anyone would pray for a miscarriage. Seems Calvanist, based on predestination I guess.
     
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  3. Left Coast

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    The more you watch, the funnier and simultaneously more fascinating it gets.

    What are strange winds? What does marine life have against the Church?
     
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    she is harmful.
     
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    wow that was a ride, where's the rest of it
     
  6. Left Coast

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    No idea, not sure how much more I could watch. Woo!
     
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    what do you mean, don't you get caught up in the energy of it.. I got to look up more
     
  8. Left Coast

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    Haha, it's sort of like a train wreck, isn't it?
     
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    I'm guessing a 'satanic pregnancy' occurs when a Democratic women gets pregnant.
     
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    Zooloft, lithium and very intensive psychological therapy.
     
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    I think I learned about that some years ago after watching a movie called Rosemary's Baby

    Unseasonably warm winds in October, which carry the otherwordly smells of rotting vegetation from the past summer

    Despite centuries of zealous missionary work, dolphins still remain pagan
     
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    It isn't just marine life, apparently the entire animal kingdom is positioned against the Church. Even kudus, both greater and lesser. They are in the green kingdom mobilizing vast armies of animals, regular style and extra crispy to cast spells on the church. Fruit bats have assembled air to ground witches and demons in the mother of all ballistic witch/demon air assaults. It's a steel cage, stone circle death match with the animal kingdom in one side and the Church the other. No one knows how this will turn out, but it is on pay per view, so stay tuned.
     
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    It's origin is no doubt based on (Gen. 3:15) concerning the seed of the woman and the seed of the serpent, coupled with Christ's statements in (John 8:41-44).

    Good-Ole-Rebel
     
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  14. Left Coast

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    Fascinating. How does one identify a Satantic pregnancy today, though? Is it just any pregnancy in which the unborn child won't become a Christian later in life? Is it routine now in some conservative Christian circles to pray for God to abort non-Christian pregnancies?
     
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    I think she is using it in a metaphorical way--a "satanic pregnancy" as the planning stage of nefarious acts. She's looking to cause such intentions to fall apart during the planning stage. I could be mistaken, however.
     
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    From the youtube site:
    Pastor Paula White is part of the White House staff leading the White House's Faith and Opportunity Initiative. She speaks on behalf of the American Christians who overwhelmingly support President Trump.​

    First off, anyone that talks like she does should be under serious psychiatric care, she should not be advising the President.

    What really puzzles me is a holy roller Christian calling on Jesus to help abort "babies". Any "babies".

    She is an excellent example of the horrors of religious indoctrination.

    The fact that she works for and advises Trump says a lot about this administration.
     
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    crossfire Antinomian feminist heretic freak ☿
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    Ahh! So she's looking for a miscarriage of justice regarding the impeachment hearings?
     
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    You may be giving her too much credit; these folks tend to be very literal. But not a bad idea.
     
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    I dunno. It all seems to start off with a whole line of allegories and metaphors, sprinkled with some plain speech here and there, and continues along in that vein.
     
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