What If I Called You A Hamosexual?

[oldbadger]

It's been a slow day.

I wish we could have seen more of the lady. I like...... never mind....

 

[Revoltingest]

I wish we could have seen more of the lady. I like...... never mind....

I don't know who she is.
But I respect her views on ham.

 

[oldbadger]

I don't know who she is.
But I respect her views on ham.

I don't know who she, but I would have liked to see a little more of her.

 

[Revoltingest]

I don't know who she, but I would have liked to see a little more of her.

Be sure Mrs Badger is OK with it first.

 

[oldbadger]

Be sure Mrs Badger is OK with it first.

What? No sneaky peakies?
You wouldn't grass me up......... would you?

 

[Revoltingest]

What? No sneaky peakies?
You wouldn't grass me up......... would you?

I don't know what that is.
But I'm sure I wouldn't do it.
Why....how much are you offering?

 

[oldbadger]

I don't know what that is.
But I'm sure I wouldn't do it.
Why....how much are you offering?

Ummmm...how about naughty pics of stripped down traction engines? Could be done.

 

[oldbadger]

I don't know what that is.
But I'm sure I wouldn't do it.
Why....how much are you offering?

You grass on somebody if you tell on them.

 

[Shaul]

Don’t ever call me that. It wouldn’t be kosher.

 

[Thief]

How about green eggs? Would you, could you, with green eggs?

you KNOW...!!!!!

don't you..?

why the eggs are green.....

 

[Revoltingest]

Ummmm...how about naughty pics of stripped down traction engines? Could be done.

I hope the mods allow this gal without her cab....

 

[oldbadger]

I hope the mods allow this gal without her cab....

Phew!
That's a bit risky, innit?
Look at them big pistons!

 

[Revoltingest]

Phew!
That's a bit risky, innit?
Look at them big pistons!

The pistons are still modestly within their cylinders.
But nothing wrong with a fully exposed crosshead....when it's tasteful.

 

[lewisnotmiller]

I hope the mods allow this gal without her cab....

Topless photos????

 

[Revoltingest]

Topless photos????

Tasteful topless.
Note that its petticoat (pipe) is hidden from view.

 

[SalixIncendium]

It's been a slow day.

 

[Revoltingest]

Ham & cheese?
Yes....sounds like the makings for a great sammich.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

If anything, I suppose a ham is less messy than an apple pie.

 

[columbus]

If anything, I suppose a ham is less messy than an apple pie.

Depends on what you do with it.
Tom

 

[Revoltingest]

Depends on what you do with it.
Tom

Are you into squat cobbler?