It is common knowledge that birds cause hurricanes! Next time you are in the eye of a hurricane, notice the birds. Left wing down, right wing up (some have thought that due to a Democratic bird training facility in Utah, - still investigating) Faster and faster they fly, in perfect cyclonic formation. Soon there are palm trees flying with them. That’s significant, for without the palm trees it will be a dry hurricane. Haven’t seen many of those have ya. Hah! As the hurricane moves over land, some of the birds weary and drop out. The hurricane wanes. That’s probably the most dangerous part of the cycle as forecasters agree, the wane in a hurricane. By the time we get to Ohio, it’s all over. But that’s another story.