What Does God Do On His Days Off?

[Revoltingest]

He has fits of laughter reading things like this.

So he has a sense of humor?
I guess the platypus & dumbo octopus were proof of that.

 

[Revoltingest]

Would you choose that if you were He?

The angels would be a harem.
And they'd be created to not need cuddling.

 

[Secret Chief]

The angels would be a harem.
And they'd be created to not need cuddling.

I can see you've thought about this a great deal.

 

[Stevicus]

Assuming he exists, there are many deep spiritual questions....
- If he has hobbies, what are they?
- Which is his day off? Certainly not Sunday, which is when he scares worshipers.
- Did he ever go to school?
- How did he come to know everything....science? A mentor?
- What's his favorite color?
- If he's a singular supreme being, then why is he male?
- What are his genitalia for? Ew.
- Who is this "God" person, anyway?

I'm looking for thoughtful answers to deep questions.
Enquiring minds must know!

Not sure, but this might be God in his or her younger days:

 

[Stevicus]

 

[shunyadragon]

What Does God Do On His Days Off?

Play Tiddlly Winks with galaxies.

 

[Brickjectivity]

So he has a sense of humor?
I guess the platypus & dumbo octopus were proof of that.

That's just batman painted yellow.

 

[Kenny]

So he has a sense of humor?
I guess the platypus & dumbo octopus were proof of that.

LOL... all I have to do is look in the mirror and I KNOW He has a sense of humor.