What do you want to ask Eliyahu?

[Harel13]

Judaism DIR

An old Jewish tradition says that when Eliyahu the Prophet will come with the Mashiach, he'll answer all the questions we don't know the answers to.

So, what burning questions do you want to know the answers to?

Personally, I have many. For example:

1. What does the name "David" mean? I'm not satisfied with current explanations for the name.

2. Is Jesus mentioned in the Talmud? What was his real story?

3. Is the Jewish chronology (as set down by Seder Olam and other sources) correct (doesn't line up with the secular chronology)?

 

[rosends]

does he know where all the lost socks are?
ניר וגלי – לאן נעלם שמואל הגרב?

 

[Harel13]

does he know where all the lost socks are?
ניר וגלי – לאן נעלם שמואל הגרב?

Should I envy you for being bothered by this and not other stuff?
Does this come with rabbinical status?

 

[rosends]

Should I envy you for being bothered by this and not other stuff?
Does this come with rabbinical status?

oh, I'm bothered by plenty from the ridiculous to the sublime but that's just somethinf that has been on my mind recently.

 

[RabbiO]

Should I envy you for being bothered by this and not other stuff?
Does this come with rabbinical status?

No, it comes with getting ready for shul, being almost dressed and discovering you are missing the mate to the sock already on your other foot. At least in my case.

 

[Harel13]

but that's just somethinf that has been on my mind recently.

As my dad often says:
צרות של עשירים
which in English might translate as "first-world problems".

Which also brings to mind this sketch:

 

[Harel13]

No, it comes with getting ready for shul, being almost dressed and discovering you are missing the mate to the sock already on your other foot. At least in my case.

I know the feeling. Though usually, not because of socks.

 

[rosends]

As my dad often says:
צרות של עשירים
which in English might translate as "first-world problems".

Which also brings to mind this sketch:

I thought you were moving towards this one