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Use your turn signals and you’re going to hell!

Discussion in 'Games / Pics / Jokes / Stories' started by Shaul, Aug 18, 2019.

  1. Shaul

    Shaul Well-Known Member

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    Using turn signals is against the Bible. As it says, “So be careful to do as the LORD your God has commanded you; you are not to turn aside to the right or to the left.” Deuteronomy 5:32
     
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  2. ChristineM

    ChristineM "Be strong" I whispered to my coffee.
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    Maybe that could explain so much about poor driving and high accident rates in religious areas.
     
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  3. sun rise

    sun rise "Let there be peace and love among all"
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    I'm glad that we're finally down to some serious topics after the frivolity of politics.

    So here you are mistaken in the one true, my, interpretation of Holy Scripture. The Bible says do not turn not do not turn signal. So if you continue to your destination going in a straight line you'll wind up there even if it seems to you that you need to make a turn.

    I would support the removal of turn signals as temptations from the devil.
     
  4. ChristineM

    ChristineM "Be strong" I whispered to my coffee.
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    I am a strong believer in the art of zen navigation?
     
  5. columbus

    columbus Conservative Catholic from Hell

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    You're rather rightist.

    See you in hell.
    Tom
     
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    Break lights are an even greater perversion, signaling both ways.
     
  7. sun rise

    sun rise "Let there be peace and love among all"
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    Telling you to stop in your journey to righteousness is indeed a perversion. But brake lights are just the symptom of perversion. Brakes are the problem and must be done away with lest they slow you down.
     
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    People are still going to clutch even without brakes. I think we have to be satisfied with just getting rid of break lights, and let people use their common sense.
     
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    sun rise "Let there be peace and love among all"
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    Liberal moderate heretic. Get thee behind me.
     
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    BSM1 Who's a good boy?

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    I use that method now and zen...
     
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  11. ChristineM

    ChristineM "Be strong" I whispered to my coffee.
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    Zen navigation is a form of navigation, a holistic detection method invented by Dirk Gently.
    Rather than using conventional avenues of wayfinding like consulting a map, the Zen navigation method consists of finding someone who looks like they know where they're going and following them. This is supposed to deliver the navigator to their destination, although its results are variable and often unexpected and unintended.

    It very rarely gets you where you wanted to go but always where you needed to be.

    That version?
     
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    Enoch07 It's all a sick freaking joke.
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