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Unofficial Pre-Presidential Race Poll

Discussion in 'Games / Pics / Jokes / Stories' started by Quetzal, Mar 15, 2019.

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  1. Yes

    22.2%
  2. Yes

    44.4%
  3. Maybe (Yes)

    11.1%
  4. Undecided (Yes)

    22.2%
  1. Quetzal

    Quetzal A little to the left and slightly out of focus.
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    As we hit the campaign trail, I want to see where we stand. Do you support @Revoltingest and me on our conquest for world domination the Oval Office? Join us on this adventure of a lifetime, etc etc. Yadda yadda. Just vote you chumps!
     
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  2. Shad

    Shad Veteran Member

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    Will you ban bronzer?
     
  3. Quetzal

    Quetzal A little to the left and slightly out of focus.
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    Yes.
     
  4. Brickjectivity

    Brickjectivity Focused Laser
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    I remember being promised the position of Secretary of State, but now I hear you have offered it to Chris Christie. Are you serious? You must have dirt on him. I'll give you some dirt on me. C'mon, man!
     
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  5. Quetzal

    Quetzal A little to the left and slightly out of focus.
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    He made me an offer I couldn't refuse: a lifetime supply of Chipotle gift cards. Nothing personal.
     
  6. shunyadragon

    shunyadragon Well-Known Member
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    Yadda Yadda! I could possibly answer this poll. Conquest?!?!?! What an exercise in over the top hyperbole!
     
  7. Subduction Zone

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    To "complete" the election some military action may be necessary. I heard through the grapevine that our two intrepid candidates were stocking up on fish past its expiration date for just such a contingency.
     
  8. Revoltingest

    Revoltingest Libertarian Capitalist Atheist Baconist
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    What hyperbole?
    Quetzal strikes me as entirely reasonable....perhaps even a bit too restrained.
    We're also thinking that you're the perfect candidate for Minister Of Creationism.
     
  9. Subduction Zone

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    Who has time for that? This is serious business.
     
  10. Revoltingest

    Revoltingest Libertarian Capitalist Atheist Baconist
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    With your admonition in mind, I amended my post.
     
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  11. beenherebeforeagain

    beenherebeforeagain Rogue Animist
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    Ha! UFOs were Serious Business, once upon a time...and look where that landed us...or landed on us...:alien::alien::alien:
     
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  12. Revoltingest

    Revoltingest Libertarian Capitalist Atheist Baconist
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    Speaking of UFOs....
    @Wirey shall become Minister Of Probing.
     
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  13. shunyadragon

    shunyadragon Well-Known Member
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    Pence already has taken the seat at the throne on the right hand of tRump..
     
  14. Revoltingest

    Revoltingest Libertarian Capitalist Atheist Baconist
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    When Quetzal & I take over the country,
    Trump & Pence will be out on their ears.
    The path is cleared for you to join.
     
  15. shunyadragon

    shunyadragon Well-Known Member
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    Sounds like Minnesotans hordding Lutefisk in response to impending end of the world. No expiration date except the end of the millennium.
     
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  16. shunyadragon

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    If this happens you will take the throne on the right hand Quetzal. You can ban Creationism subject to beheading by obsidian axes, Careful those beautiful feathers are razor sharp, and lesser beings are subject to human sacrifice.
     
  17. suncowiam

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    Only problem is if you get assassinated then we're stuck with * you know who *.
     
  18. KenS

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    You didn't say God bless America or put an AMEN! on it. How can I vote if you didn't act like a Christian even if you are not?
     
  19. shunyadragon

    shunyadragon Well-Known Member
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    Acting like Christians is opus operandi in today's society.
     
  20. Quetzal

    Quetzal A little to the left and slightly out of focus.
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    Excellent choice!
     
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