Uncle Sunstone Rudely Refuses to Answer Your Questions.

[crossfire]

Hey gang: I have information that Sunstone used be a firefighter. So if we ask fiery questions, perhaps his old programming will kick in and he'll answer. (No guarantees that he won't try to dowse the fire by peeing on it.)

 

[Sunstone]

(No guarantees that he won't try to dowse the fire by peeing on it.)

You've been talking to old Chief Holzworth. I can tell.

 

[Audie]

You'll not trap me into responding to
you, Miss Audie! There's not a day the
sun rises I can't outsmart a mere Chink!

Oops! What have I done!?!!!

We got it w/o italics, swabbie.

 

[Sunstone]

Could you please be rude for once?

Yes. Effortlessly, as it happens.

 

[Sunstone]

Asking for a friend.

Ah ha! So you confess! My two ex-wives have put you up to this!

 

[Sunstone]

Are you a member of the Jehova's Witnesses or the Latter Day Saints or what? Some of us aren't buying your irreligious act.

Pfft! The closest I come to worshiping a god is when I'm lying awake at two in the morning, suffering indigestion from having rashly indulged in a second serving of my own home-cooking. That's when I'm most likely to weep, gnash my teeth, and confess to having 'sinned against reason and common sense'.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

Ah ha! So you confess! My two ex-wives have put you up to this!

I am going to have to think of a snappy come back for this. All I know now, is that I am one ex-wife behind you. And she is no friend.

 

[VoidCat]

Do you have any pets?

 

[Martin]

Have you been abducted by space-aliens? And if so, what was the probing like?