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Discussion in 'Religious Debates' started by IsaiahX, Dec 12, 2018.

  1. IsaiahX

    IsaiahX Dreamer and Oneironaut

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    If every polytheistic deity had one giant battle, who do you think would come out on top?

    (If I included monotheistic deities, it must be a tie between Jehovah and Allah. Omnipotence is hard to get around.)
     
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  2. IsaiahX

    IsaiahX Dreamer and Oneironaut

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    Maybe Odin, now that I think of it.
     
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    Shiva.
     
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    Woberts The Perfumed Seneschal

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    Deities? maybe Horus or Eris :D
     
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    Aten might kick some derrière.
     
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    Woberts The Perfumed Seneschal

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    Yay, I knew I'd win!! :p
     
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    Are you kidding? Yog-Sothoth.

    But then Yog is as close to a monotheistic god as a polytheistic pantheon could allow, so maybe he (it) should not count.

    Also, in this picture he (it) looks a lot like the FSM.

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    While we are on the subject of food, I would advise the Egyptian crocodile god Sobek to stay out of the fight.

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    I understand he tastes like chicken.
     
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    Firemorphic Activist Membrane

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    Nyarlathotep is definitely the coolest name
     
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    Hands down demeter.

    She threatened to kill all the humans by withholding her powers if fertility. The male gods freaked because as they stated "if men die we cease to exist omg hades let her daughter go or we are doomed".

    In christian montheism, for some the female aspect is called the holy spirit, which is stated as working in mysterious ways even to the father.




    "In ancient Greek religion and mythology, Demeter (/dɪˈmiːtər/; Attic: Δημήτηρ Dēmḗtēr, pronounced [dɛːmɛ́ːtɛːr]; Doric: Δαμάτηρ Dāmā́tēr) is the goddess of the grain, agriculture, harvest, growth, and nourishment, who presided over grains and the fertility of the earth"
     
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    The Daga

    He is a powerful figure who wields a giant club that can both kill and resurrect men. The Dagda was the leader of the Tuatha de Danaan, and a god of fertility and knowledge. His name means "the good god."
    In addition to his mighty club, the Dagda also possessed a large cauldron. The cauldron was magical in that it had an endless supply of food in it -- the ladle itself was said to be so large that two men could lie in it. The Dagda is typically portrayed as a plump man with a large phallus, representative of his status as a god of abundance.
    The Dagda, the Father God of Ireland


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    Isn't Allah and Jehovah the same God?
     
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    David1967 Well-Known Member
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    That Is a cool name. I too am a Lovecraft fan.
     
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    Not really a fan but I do have his complete works in my collection, lol
     
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    Depends what conception of the Tetragrammaton you mean, because it correlates with the esoteric Jewish understanding of God but not the general Christian understanding.
     
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    Me too. My son gave me his complete works as a Christmas gift last year.
     
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    there is only ONE Almighty
    the term is self explanatory

    I heard a story of a battle in heaven

    maybe the outcome of such an event has already been dealt
     
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    Dr. Manhattan
     
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