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Two men walk into a bar ...

Discussion in 'Games / Pics / Jokes / Stories' started by Geoff-Allen, Jul 28, 2019.

  1. Geoff-Allen

    Geoff-Allen Resident megalomaniac

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    Just found this in my emails -

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    It took me a while to "get it" :)
     
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    Revoltingest Greased up & ready for action!
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    I'm so smart that I got it immediately.

    I once discussed drinking with an Amish man.
    Me: "Do you ever drink alcohol?"
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    Him: "But one cannot always have the best."
     
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  3. Thief

    Thief Rogue Theologian

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    two men walk into a bar
    everyone smiles

    gay bar
     
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  4. Howard Is

    Howard Is Lucky Mud

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    Buddha walks into a bar. It’s empty.
     
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    Guy walks into a bar. Ouch, that hurts!
     
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    Howard Is Lucky Mud

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    A jock walks into a gym wearing a T-shirt that says “Just say NO2 drugs”
     
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    Revoltingest Greased up & ready for action!
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    A priest, a rabbi, & an atheist walk into a bar.
    "Hey, did you hear the one about us?"
     
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    Priceless.
     
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    A mostly drunk, blind guy in a bar, shouts to the bartender, "hey, my man... sh'wanna hear a joke?"

    "Okay, why not?"

    "Issh a blonde joke."

    The guy sitting next to the would be jokster, leans over and whispers, "You should know, the bartender is blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6 foot black belt in karate blonde, and the guy over there, is a professional football linebacker, also blonde. And the dude playing pool, is a championship wrestler, and blonde. You still wanna tell that blonde joke?"

    "Well... naaah. I do'wanna haff'ta hexplaine it like five times."
     
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    H20 too does sound like H202, which is hydrogen peroxide; this being potentially deadly if consumed at a lethal amount. However, a bar isn't going to serve hydrogen peroxide to anybody. I don't get this joke.
     
  11. Estro Felino

    Estro Felino Believer in free will
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    Really...I am bad at English phonology...
    I have always thought too and 2 were pronounced differently.:p
     
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    ...and the third one ducks.
     
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    sun rise "Let there be peace and love among all"
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    sun rise "Let there be peace and love among all"
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    Yes, I'm aware that's lame. Maybe someone can do a better 2nd sentence.
     
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    At least they had the last post?
     
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    A bartender says, “We don’t serve time travelers in here.”
    A time traveler walks into a bar.
     
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    #17 SA Huguenot, Jul 29, 2019
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    SA Huguenot Well-Known Member

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    jm-offence.jpg
     
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    My favourite joke of this type is:

    Why did the Baker have smelly hands?

    He needed a poo
     
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