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Discussion in 'The Animal World' started by Mock Turtle, Sep 30, 2020.

  1. Mock Turtle

    Mock Turtle Asinine, socialist-leaning, puerile filth
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    Parrots had to be removed from zoo after teaching each other to swear | Metro News

    A group of foul-mouthed parrots had to be removed from their zoo enclosure after they started swearing at visitors. The newly adopted parrots were quarantined in the same room after arriving at Lincolnshire Wildlife Park last month. But it appears they used their time in isolation to teach other swear words and emerged sounding like an ‘old working men’s club’. The park’s chief executive said staff couldn’t help but laugh when they heard them swearing, but this only encouraged the five African grey parrots. Steve Nichols said they were temporarily removed from public view and put in ‘time out’ to think about their behaviour. ‘For the last 25 years, we have always taken in parrots that have sometimes had a bit of blue language and we have really got used to that,’ he said. ‘Every now and then you’ll get one that swears and it’s always funny. We always find it very comical when they do swear at you. But, just by coincidence, we took in five in the same week and because they were all quarantined together it meant that one room was just full of swearing birds.’

    Fowl language about Trump was common apparently (or could be so) :oops:
     
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    Reminds me of a cussing parrot that a pastor purchased believing he could change his ways. When he got home, he told the parrot not to cuss in front of the children but the parrot did it anyway.

    In a fit of rage, the pastor grabbed the parrot and shouted, "I told you not to cuss in front of the children" and threw him into the freezer even as the parrot was continuing the barrage of cuss words.

    Finally, the pastor heard a small voice from the freezer saying "OK, I won't cuss anymore. Can you let me out?"

    As the pastor opened the freezer door, the shivery parrot asked, "Just out of curiosity, what did that frozen turkey do?"
     
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    A 'Conceitus Blabbasaurus' o_O
     
  5. Mock Turtle

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    Cor, you're asking a lot of a poor parrot. :D
     
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    Given his predilection for Twitter, I would think Twittus Dikuss would be appropriate. :bird: :chicken: :rooster:
     
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    Or, being a Monty Python fan;
     
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    I'm sure Palin will have that on his gravestone. :oops:
     
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