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Trump: Explosive Proof of Young Earth Creationism !!!!!

Discussion in 'Games / Pics / Jokes / Stories' started by Jayhawker Soule, Jan 12, 2020.

  1. Jayhawker Soule

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    So, there's some good news and some bad news ...

    The good news:

    No species having more than six thousand years of evolution would find that Bozo credible.​

    The bad news:

    Whatever Trump represents, it's anything but Intelligent Design.​
     
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  2. Shadow Wolf

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    You'll have to dumb it down to "smart blue print" for Trump to understand, because "intelligent design" is several syllables too many in two words for him to effectively comprehend.
     
  3. Audie

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    I expect he has brains enough to ask,

    If you are so smart, why aren’t you rich?
     
  4. Shadow Wolf

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    There are no inherent connections or guarantees that being intelligent makes you rich. So he'd be pretty dumb to ask it.
     
  5. Audie

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    I guess you are too smart to understand what the saying means?
     
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    Because I didn't receive a bunch of family money and a shady *** New York real estate empire left to me.

    Trump hasn't made his money with brains. But he has lost a lot through lack of them.
     
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    I misread your sentence "No species having more than six thousand years of evolution would find that Bozo credible" as "No species having more than six thousand years of evolution would find that Bonobo credible," since bonobo are often the primate talked about in evolutionary study outside humans. I was gonna say, 'Come on now, give bonobos more credit than that.'
     
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  8. Audie

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    Now that aint fair, saying something that leaves me no way to argue.
     
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    Creationism has to be true because climate change is a Chinese conspiracy and wind turbines cause cancer....:D:D:D
     
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  10. Stevicus

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    I often thought the opposite question could be asked: If you're so rich, why aren't you smart?
     
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    Is it weird that I similarly misread bozo as bonobo first time through???
     
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  12. Shadow Wolf

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    I know what it means. There is no causation between the two variables, and Trump seems of average intelligence at best.
     
  13. Audie

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    Tell ya what. While your post was irrelevant to why I said
    it in the first pkace, we can just settle on a mediocre sort of
    intellugence for trump, but not the moron of our derpmesister
    and friends.
     
  14. Audie

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    Always blame the Chinese.

    Boo hoo sob.
     
  15. sun rise

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    We don't blame Chinese for Trump. Being dictatorial, hegemonists and state capitalists using government to steal intellectual property from others and so forth - yes, all of those. But not Trump
     
  16. Audie

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    Ah so, blame China for everything but Trumpl
     
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    Tell him it's called "Smart Making."

    BTW, good to see you are still here. :) I don't often come on this site these days.
     
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    That is a terrific idea. I am going to patent that one. Oh, wait the Chinese will just steal it if I do that.
     
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    BLAHAH..! BLAHAH..!

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  20. sun rise

    sun rise "This is the Hour of God"
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    Nope. China is what it is and no friend of democracy.
     
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