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Trouble Ahead....

ChristineM

"Be strong", I whispered to my coffee.
Premium Member
"Well, sir, after I saw you in the side mirror and took my foot off the gas, it was at 92"

Thing was, I'd never gotten that station wagon up to that speed before...


Ha, ha, i said "about 72"... The cop said "go on, i enjoy a good chase, get on you way of for your cheek and keep it below 145 in future". My lucky day
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
Sometimes no words are involved when spotting trouble ahead.
Like biting into an apple, & finding half a worm.
 

beenherebeforeagain

Rogue Animist
Premium Member
Oh Friday night, feelin' right
I head out on the street
Standin' in the doorway
Was a dealer known as Pete
Well he sold me a dime of some super-fine
Dynamite from Mexico
I spent all night
Just tryin' to get right
On an ounce of Oregano

And you think you've seen trouble
Well you're lookin' at the man
Oh the world's own original hard luck story
And a hard time losin' man
 
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