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Trouble Ahead....

Discussion in 'Games / Pics / Jokes / Stories' started by Revoltingest, Dec 10, 2019.

  1. Revoltingest

    Revoltingest I have the kavorka
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    Sometimes someone starts to tell you something, & the way
    they start out, you just know that nothing good lies ahead.

    An alien steps out of his (her?) spaceship....
    "Puny Earthlings!"
     
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  2. Rival

    Rival Noahide
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    'Why is everything so small I nearly crushed a whole airport trying to land my damn spaceship!'
     
  3. Revoltingest

    Revoltingest I have the kavorka
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    In a political discussion....
    "No disrespect intended, but...."
     
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  4. Rival

    Rival Noahide
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    'Now how am I supposed to keep my M.O. of suffocating people with plastic bags?'
     
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    exchemist Well-Known Member

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    Policeman: "Good evening sir. Are you the owner of the vehicle with registration number........."
     
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    Brickjectivity Veteran Member
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    "2GLTY4U ?"

    A politician running for election is knocking on doors in a neighborhood known to be populated by ex military baby boomers. "We need your support. Trump's enemies are conspiring to summon Beelzebub in May and our exorcism fund is running low. Would you please consider...."
     
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    Thief Rogue Theologian

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    a Scot starts a thread about trouble

    oh oh
     
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    Stanyon WWMRD?

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    Step out of the vehicle sir
     
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    At a restaurant:

    "Yeah, I more or less remember how to prepare fugu..."
     
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  10. BSM1

    BSM1 What? Me worry?

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    Coming home just a little late:

    "Do you know what time it is..."
     
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  11. Thief

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    You have a pretty mouth

    infamous movie quote
     
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    Some of my best friends are black/muslim/etc.
     
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  13. Thief

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    and the husband says to his wife....

    Relax
    I know where we are
    I'm not lost
     
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    and the men in black
    at the front door want to know....

    Sir......may we come in and have a look at your computer
     
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  15. Revoltingest

    Revoltingest I have the kavorka
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    Sneak up from behind.
    This works best on posters who are blind in one eye because....uh oh.....

    "I'm from the government, & I'm here to help you with....."
     
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  16. Thief

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    Don't open the door
    Don't answer the phone
    Don't look in the basement

    and other scary movie no-no's
     
  17. Thief

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    and the dentist says.....

    Hold still
     
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  18. Thief

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    GET OUT OF THE WATER...….!!!!!!!!
     
  19. dybmh

    dybmh Terminal Optimist
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    You win.. Nothing I can come up with can compare. I bow to to your comedic stylings, good sir.
     
  20. Thief

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    Do you smell smoke?
     
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