You have all disappointed me greatly this year by leaving it to ME to remind you all that today is Festivus.
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Time for Grievances!
- Thread starter beenherebeforeagain
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"I got a lotta problems with you people, and now you're going to hear about it!"
I should have won the last post is the winner thread long since but some perverse posters got in my way just to be nasty and spiteful.
All my posts are full of wisdom but you people refuse to honor my posts by always liking each and every one and offering fulsome praise.
There are a few who even disagree with my political wisdom and instead offer false and misleading disagreement.
I should have been made Grand Exulted Supreme Lord Mod already with the unbridled power to enforce my many whims.
And when was the last time any of you offered to send me large sums of cash? That's a failing if I ever heard of one.
Sheesh.
2021 better be better or I'll be back with an expanded list of problems. You've been warned so now shape up.
I should have won the last post is the winner thread long since but some perverse posters got in my way just to be nasty and spiteful.
All my posts are full of wisdom but you people refuse to honor my posts by always liking each and every one and offering fulsome praise.
There are a few who even disagree with my political wisdom and instead offer false and misleading disagreement.
I should have been made Grand Exulted Supreme Lord Mod already with the unbridled power to enforce my many whims.
And when was the last time any of you offered to send me large sums of cash? That's a failing if I ever heard of one.
Sheesh.
2021 better be better or I'll be back with an expanded list of problems. You've been warned so now shape up.
Salty Booger
Royal Crown Cola (RC)
I had eggs and toast this morning.
All of you would've severely disappointed me this last year were
it not for my very low expectations. So what are my grievances?
That you almost met my expectations!
it not for my very low expectations. So what are my grievances?
That you almost met my expectations!
'tiz also the end of Saturnalia but no one cares about an ancient festival at this time of year...
We also haven't had a decent end of world prediction for several days.
I was disappointed that the year-end volcano was just Hawaii again...
Again? Sometimes I think Hawaii is made from volcanoes.
that was my point. No big boom, just local clouds of dust and gas, and lava flows.
We need a stratovolcano eruption--for example, Yellowstone...
Subduction Zone
Veteran Member
For my feats of strength I will do 20 Superman Pushups!
In case you wonder what they are here is what you do. Lay flat on the floor. Facer down, legs straight. Reach out straight above your head with your arms straight palms on the floor. Now with just your palms and toes on the floor do a push up.
In case you wonder what they are here is what you do. Lay flat on the floor. Facer down, legs straight. Reach out straight above your head with your arms straight palms on the floor. Now with just your palms and toes on the floor do a push up.
Good idea. Lets put it on the calendar, so we can make the announcement.
Does next Tuesday work for you?
Tuesday it is! Goodbye world!
Just to clarify. By 'Next Tuesday' do you mean this coming Tuesday or the one following it? Either one is fine, but the one following is in 2021. The year will be different.
A little after 11 am on the 29th is all I've got open...
It's ending now.
'Now' meaning now or now meaning now when you said 'Now' ?
Now now
Of course the word 'ending' carried the meaning of a process which includes 'now'.
Ok...but do you mean now now now or now now then?Now now
Of course the word 'ending' carried the meaning of a process which includes 'now'.
