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This poem for those who enjoy Limericks

Sandy Helps Dandy Randy

There was as old codger named Randy.
He rolled on the beach and got sandy.
It was there that he slept,
And remained so unkempt,
But was sure that his life was so dandy.

Then along came a lady named Sandy.
She wanted so much to help Randy.
To soften his heart,
She played a big part,
But refused to give him some brandy.

Now Randy began to awaken,
And realized that he was mistaken.
He thought no one cared,
Because no one dared,
To approach him and now he was shaken.

He then got up from his stupor,
And started to become a good trooper.
He began to help others,
Who didn't have mothers,
From then on his life was just super.
 
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