This is the story that never ends...

[Buddha Dharma]

But no, seriously...

Let's write a chain story together. Rules are simple. Add to the story with your next post. I'll start:

Timothy walked out the door into the rain, having just downed a shot of whiskey. He was looking for...

 

[shunyadragon]

. . . his ax, and his sharpening stone.

 

[Orbit]

...and a unified field theory of physics....

 

[Curious George]

So he could set out for his first day of third grade.

 

[wizanda]

Whilst looking out the window, he realized...

 

[Buddha Dharma]

That he was wasting his time at the convenience store

Because they don't sell whiskey to third graders

 

[Curious George]

Thus, he began the arduous trek through the dark alleys towards his destinination, when he happened upon...

 

[Quagmire]

. . .a magical alcoholic penguin who introduced himself as Tallywacker Snitn'giggles.

 

[Curious George]

Though young Timmy's mother had warned him not to speak with strangers, something in Tallywackers eyes bespoke of trustworthiness. So, he asked, "...

 

[Buddha Dharma]

Why do you look all funny Mr. Penguin? Do you know where I can get some wickse? (third grade way of saying whiskey)

 

[Quagmire]

"Why of course", said the penguin, "for you see, my parents were Orthodox Backwardrians" .

"I see", said Timmy, who actually didn't.

 

[Buddha Dharma]

The Penguin ignored Timmy's affirmation, being so drunk- it started to sing about it's parents' religion

"There are Jews in the world, there are Buddhists, there are Hindus, and Mormons and then..."

Timmy followed behind the singing penguin cautiously yet curiously, as he stuck his thumb in his mouth.

 

[Duke_Leto]

(Do most third-graders still suck their thumbs?)

As time passed, the streets Timmy was walking on began to look unfamiliar. Timmy, on account of his age, had not been often to many parts of the city. Walking further and further into increasingly unfamiliar territory, the seed of concern took root within him.

Buildings were becoming increasingly larger, and the sky seemed to be becoming gradually obscured by haze.

 

[Daemon Sophic]

Looking back down to his guide for reassurance, he found Tallywhacker holding a dilapidated door open along the side of the filthy alley they were now standing in.
The penguin now wore a Fedora and dark sunglasses. Gone was the inebriated waddling bird, replaced by a concerned yet tough looking Waterfowl, who glanced toward the end of the alley. In a gruff voice told Timmy, “Come on kid, get inside quick!”

Abashed, Timothy moved to the doorway, and looked inside....

 

[Buddha Dharma]

Timmy decided he didn't like what was beyond the door, so thinking fast- he took off running in the other direction. No longer trusting the penguin