This is Reverend Rick's wife

[Reverend Rick]

The most amazing thing happened Saturday. My husband and I went to bed last night and this morning he was gone. His pajamas where still in bed as was his wedding ring.

He told me people where saying the rapture might happen Saturday, but he also said it was a bunch of crap because no one will know when this will happen. I guess the Lord took him in the middle of the night.

In a way Rick was right. He thought last night would not be the night.

 

[Vinayaka]

Did he ever think that 'tonight might be the night?" If not, I can see why he left.

 

[Reverend Rick]

Did he ever think that 'tonight might be the night?" If not, I can see why he left.

Your not thinking he R U N N O F T are you?

 

[Koldo]

Liar.

Everyone knows Reverend Rick doesn't have a wife.

 

[Reverend Rick]

Has anyone seen Angelous lately?

 

[Quagmire]

I'm sorry for your loss, Mrs. Rick. Of course the important thing to consider at at time like this is: did he leave the keys to his boat?

 

[The_Evelyonian]

Has anyone seen Angelous lately?

Angelous' clothes, along with those of his secretary, were found on his boat. Straws are being drawn as we speak to see who is going to inform his wife.

 

[Sunstone]

I'm not the least surprised this has happened. Obviously, Rick will do anything to avoid paying taxes.

 

[Marble]

Is there anything like "rapture insurence"? And did he have one?
If yes - just relax, take the money and spend it on a younger and better looking guy.
If not - too bad, but you have the boat....

 

[Madhuri]

This is Madhuri, accessing the internet from Heaven.
It was quite a pleasant journey through space to get here; very little turbulence.

I asked around and so far no sign of Rick here in Heaven.

 

[tarasan]

I was left here??? damm my hereitical Irish Ways......

ohhhh well........ back to the guiness, heroine and prostitutes for me i guess XD