Rick O'Shez
Irishman bouncing off walls
Fat pasty men in speedos gets my vote. People generally actually, they are so noisy and messy. Dogs are OK provided they clear up after themselves.
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Things you would like ban on the beach...
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Rick O'Shez
Irishman bouncing off walls
And sand, it gets everywhere. Grass would be much better.
All that wind blows my hair in my face.
Rick O'Shez
Irishman bouncing off walls
Yes, get rid of the wind too.
And rain.
And rain.
And the salt.
Kuzcotopia
If you can read this, you are as lucky as I am.
The ocean smells weird as well, so can we get rid of the water?
And those birds. Sometimes they hang around, and if you throw them a fish, they'll never leave.
I think they listen to our conversations.
I think they listen to our conversations.
Rick O'Shez
Irishman bouncing off walls
Yes, or maybe move it further away? The sporty types could go to a swimming pool.
Rick O'Shez
Irishman bouncing off walls
Yeah, seagulls are the worst, they should be banned, all they do is steal chips from tourists.
Yeah, seagulls are the worst, they should be banned, all they do is steal chips from tourists.
Herons can be guests that never leave. They act live they live there, or something.
If you're fishing and they come up and are all like "what have you got there" and you're like "we've got some bait fish we just caught, here, have one..." they're like, "Yeah, thanks...btw, I'm never leaving until after you leave"
How about we ban rules?
Aside from things that risk hurting someone, like sharp metal or breakable glass or weapons, let it all alone.
A muslima wants to wear a chador, fine. Another woman is comfortable topless, and wants to breastfeeed her baby fine. A pudgy guy wants to work on tanning his hairy bum, that's fine too.
If people want more restrictions on dress, let them buy private property and stay on it.
How about that?
Tom
Rick O'Shez
Irishman bouncing off walls
I got rid of those quite early.
Rick O'Shez
Irishman bouncing off walls
It's a joke thread! Hurry up though, we are running out of things to ban!
Rick O'Shez
Irishman bouncing off walls
What about the sky? I suppose we need that to let light in? Or just ban clouds, they are so fickle anyway, here one minute, gone the next.
Rick O'Shez
Irishman bouncing off walls
Yeah, Herons will eat anything. Ducks should also be banned, they are just inappropriate on a beach.
Why do we need to let the light in?
Rick O'Shez
Irishman bouncing off walls
Keep the electric bill down?
What about the waves? The water's bad enough, but does it really have to organize into gangs like that and make all that noise?
Jokes and sarcasm are against my religion.
Tom