uberrobonomicon4000
Active Member
God is out to ridicule and rid you off the face of this planet! What is your response to said god?
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The wrath of God (or your worse nightmare)
- Thread starter uberrobonomicon4000
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Father Heathen
Veteran Member
My response would be to subdue him with a hadouken, then finish him off with a spinning piledriver.
What, no Shoryuken?
On a serious note, I would be prostrating and begging for mercy. Hard. Also wondering why He wants me gone so bad.
sandy whitelinger
Veteran Member
He needs to give you an English lesson.
uberrobonomicon4000
Active Member
How about a new language all together since English is a broken down language that everyone uses, but can’t seem to find common grounds with. :sarcastic
BTW if you were referring to the 'r' after the 'you' i fixed it. No need to be a downer.
Gjallarhorn
N'yog-Sothep
Laughter.
I'd give this god a Big Squishy Hug. Looks like it's sorely needed. :rainbow1:
Yeah, I mean he's been all alone this whole time. Can we blame him for being a little anti-social?
Sir Doom
Cooler than most of you
If it be thy will, then so be it. But no lesson has been learned, and should I survive this ordeal and find another planet like earth, I will continue acting in the same fashion that made you want to cast me off this one in the first place.
Breathe
Hostis humani generis
"Looks like somebody's grouchy today!"
"Excuse me, but which god am I speaking to?"
I would say "who are you?". He would say, "my name is _______ and I hope some idiots might think I am God". I would walk away. :help::help:
uberrobonomicon4000
Active Member
Squishy hugs are nice, I think a god like that might need one, especially coming from you (as in someone that can wipe it into the right attitude & shape). Hopefully that whip of yours works.
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The Sum of Awe
Brought to you by the moment that spacetime began.
I'd probably try talking him out of it, or asking why. But after the conclusion is set, I obviously can't outpower a God so... I'd just accept and move on.
My hugs are the kind of hugs that are pure raw punishing goodness.
I use my whip sparingly, and only for those that could REALLY use it. :flirt:
Kilgore Trout
Misanthropic Humanist
I'd make him cry, whimper, and surrender in embarrassment, like so many before him.
You mean the rapture is coming?