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Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
But despite your pleas, you have today learned something.
Alzheimer's will cure that shortly.

Did you hear the one about the guy who went to the doctor?
Doc: You have pancreatic cancer, lung cancer, & rectal cancer.
Bob: That's terrible!
Doc: It's even worse.
Bob: How so?
Doc: You have Alzheimer's.
Bob: Well, at least I don't have cancer.
 

ChristineM

"Be strong", I whispered to my coffee.
Premium Member
If ya'd been to Revoltistan,
I'd smell it on ya.
I don't. So ya din't!

Ahh. My bad, I thought you ment Scotland.

I like to visit new countries but was refused a visa to Revoltistan. Luckily it did not impact on the american visa, on the contrary, mentioning refusal to Revoltistan more or less guarantees entry into America proper.
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
Ahh. My bad, I thought you ment Scotland.

I like to visit new countries but was refused a visa to Revoltistan. Luckily it did not impact on the american visa, on the contrary, mentioning refusal to Revoltistan more or less guarantees entry into America proper.
Relations with Ameristan are frosty.
 

ChristineM

"Be strong", I whispered to my coffee.
Premium Member
Alzheimer's will cure that shortly.

Did you hear the one about the guy who went to the doctor?
Doc: You have pancreatic cancer, lung cancer, & rectal cancer.
Bob: That's terrible!
Doc: It's even worse.
Bob: How so?
Doc: You have Alzheimer's.
Bob: Well, at least I don't have cancer.

Btw, i am currently in hospital awaiting a 3 1/2 hour stomach operation so doctor jokes dont go down well at the moment
 

ChristineM

"Be strong", I whispered to my coffee.
Premium Member
Why are you mocking her?
I would think that all that mocking would be against the rules.

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Or The Mocked Mocker
By Paul Klee

 
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