Goodman John
Active Member
I found these a while back in rummaging around the back alleys of the internet:
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1. Don't hump someone who someone else is humping. It's not only rude, it's dirty.
2. Don't take your problems out on other people. Other people have their own problems, and 99.9% of the world couldn't care less why your Underoos are all bunched up.
3. Don't kill people. Granted, there are exception like self-defense, but for the most part that's not cool.
4. If you ARE going to kill someone, don't say it's because God or Jesus told you to. You're full of **** and everyone knows it- especially God and Jesus.
5. Don't steal things, dick.
6. Don't lie, even if you plan on becoming a politician.
7. Don't go blaming God when your life sucks and then forget to thank him when things are going swimmingly. You made your bed so you get to lie in it. God doesn't provide housekeeping services.
8. Be nice to folks, even if they don't really deserve it, because it just makes them all the more mad that you're being nice.
9. If you're blessed with children, have the good sense to not screw them up. Plenty of time for that once they become adults and fully capable of screwing themselves up.
10. Find some time every day to appreciate the good things and the people who mean the most to you.
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1. Don't hump someone who someone else is humping. It's not only rude, it's dirty.
2. Don't take your problems out on other people. Other people have their own problems, and 99.9% of the world couldn't care less why your Underoos are all bunched up.
3. Don't kill people. Granted, there are exception like self-defense, but for the most part that's not cool.
4. If you ARE going to kill someone, don't say it's because God or Jesus told you to. You're full of **** and everyone knows it- especially God and Jesus.
5. Don't steal things, dick.
6. Don't lie, even if you plan on becoming a politician.
7. Don't go blaming God when your life sucks and then forget to thank him when things are going swimmingly. You made your bed so you get to lie in it. God doesn't provide housekeeping services.
8. Be nice to folks, even if they don't really deserve it, because it just makes them all the more mad that you're being nice.
9. If you're blessed with children, have the good sense to not screw them up. Plenty of time for that once they become adults and fully capable of screwing themselves up.
10. Find some time every day to appreciate the good things and the people who mean the most to you.
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