The Solution to Abortion

[Willamena]

I heard this on Facebook, so it must be true.

The practical solution to the abortion problem/debate is that every man, for at least a generation, must get a vasectomy. If every man got a vasectomy, there would be nothing about abortion to debate.

It all makes sense, you know it does.

 

[Skwim]

I vote for Vaginal Obliteration.

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[Sir Doom]

I'm down.

 

[columbus]

Nah.
The answer is gay sex.
Tom

 

[YmirGF]

Nah.
The answer is gay sex.
Tom

Oddly, I thought the answer might have been industrial strength condoms.

 

[Sir Doom]

Isn't there a Bible verse about spilling seed? This handles that, too! The 'seeds' remain snug in their... You know... Sack.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

I heard this on Facebook, so it must be true.

The practical solution to the abortion problem/debate is that every man, for at least a generation, must get a vasectomy. If every man got a vasectomy, there would be nothing about abortion to debate.

It all makes sense, you know it does.

It should go a step further in that starting now everyone who is born must have a vasectomy/tubal ligation from now until the Earth is free of our virus.

 

[Kangaroo Feathers]

I heard this on Facebook, so it must be true.

The practical solution to the abortion problem/debate is that every man, for at least a generation, must get a vasectomy. If every man got a vasectomy, there would be nothing about abortion to debate.

It all makes sense, you know it does.

Um.... so we're signing up for voluntary extinction? I mean, that's a valid position, if a little extreme, I just want to be clear what we're talking about.

 

[oldbadger]

I heard this on Facebook, so it must be true.

The practical solution to the abortion problem/debate is that every man, for at least a generation, must get a vasectomy. If every man got a vasectomy, there would be nothing about abortion to debate.

It all makes sense, you know it does.

Alright.... let's do that.
Obviously there are going to be some runners but they can be rounded up and snipped eventually.

Can we have a DAB radio when we get chopped? I remember when authorities in India offered a free transistor radio to every man who got snipped.

And we would need a free paid up holiday somewhere for a week while we recover, 'cos things can swell up somewhat after the op.

 

[Kangaroo Feathers]

It should go a step further in that starting now everyone who is born must have a vasectomy/tubal ligation from now until the Earth is free of our virus.

VHEMT

 

[crossfire]

It should go a step further in that starting now everyone who is born must have a vasectomy/tubal ligation from now until the Earth is free of our virus.

You'd be surprised at how often the fallopian tubes grow back.

 

[blü 2]

Um.... so we're signing up for voluntary extinction? I mean, that's a valid position, if a little extreme, I just want to be clear what we're talking about.

Well, that's what it says on the label.

What it really means is that it's the cheats whose kids get to inherit this improved earth.

 

[Cacotopia]

Why do only dudes have to get their tubes tied? I say sterilize them all with gene therapy then you have to pass a bunch of tests to get the gene blockers that allow the person to be virile again.

Of course STD's may become rampant due to this.

 

[stvdv]

I heard this on Facebook, so it must be true.
The practical solution to the abortion problem/debate is that every man, for at least a generation, must get a vasectomy. If every man got a vasectomy, there would be nothing about abortion to debate.
It all makes sense, you know it does.

People always like to point fingers at others. Take out abortion and they find something else. Real solution is to let humans decide for themselves. Stop judging others is the real solution.

 

[Cacotopia]

People always like to point fingers at others. Take out abortion and they find something else. Real solution is to let humans decide for themselves. Stop judging others is the real solution.

she wasn't serious ya know.

 

[Kangaroo Feathers]

I've long said the way to stop virtually all abortions practically over night would be to adopt an ongoing "opt out" implantable contraception program in girls from around 14 until requested removed.

 

[stvdv]

she wasn't serious ya know.

Abortion part was serious. And for some the vasectomy solution is a serious option.

We have already plenty humans walking on the earth. So why people make such a fuzz on abortion I don't know.
If parents don't want the child it's better to abort the child, otherwise they probably abuse the child later, creating maybe even a psychopath killing his parents and others.

 

[Holdasown]

In this day and age. Both men and women should be protecting themselves from pregnancy if they don't want to be parents. 8 times out of 10, abortion is caused by irresponsibility.

 

[GoodbyeDave]

I know that this is a joke, but there is a real problem that in the places where you can't get an abortion you often can't get a vascetomy either. In the USA (and resumably in Latin America) many hospitals are owned by the Catholic Church and so refuse to offer abortion, sterilisation, or contraception.

 

[sealchan]

Oddly, I thought the answer might have been industrial strength condoms.

If such condoms then why not robots?!