The Real Reason Liberals Drink Lattes

[Quetzal]

I am not really into them. I find the prices at coffee shops to be outrageous and I am far too lazy to make one myself.

 

[sun rise]

I once ate a bunch of dark chocolate covered espresso
beans one evening at work doing year end accounting.
I ate too many cuz I felt really jittery. It was horrible.
Never again!

Never again too many or never again even one? Or maybe you can't eat even one?

 

[Revoltingest]

Never again too many or never again even one? Or maybe you can't eat even one?

Never again to eat too many.
Moderation is key, Fido...moderation.

 

[sun rise]

Who cares. We have the ruling class to overthrow.

 

[sun rise]

Never again to eat too many.
Moderation is key, Fido...moderation.

Woof!

 

[Rival]

Never again to eat too many.
Moderation is key, Fido...moderation.

That's right.

 

[ADigitalArtist]

I like Mexican and Mesoamerican mochas. Dark coffee and dark cocoa with very little sugar, cinnamon, clove, nutmeg and even a little cayenne pepper. Smells like christmas here.
I make it myself because I'm picky on the ratios.

 

[Woberts]

Since I'm far-left, do I drink more lattes than your average liberal or do I drink coffee with more caffeine? This is a tricky question, one that I doubt I will ever find an answer to.

 

[Shaul]

There's no article. Its references and a summary on your link.

Gee, I wonder what that “Get access” button does....

 

[Rival]

Gee, I wonder what that “Get access” button does....

Led me to the same page.

 

[Shaul]

Is that your taste in men or coffee?

Sexist! That could be his taste in women.

 

[Rival]

Sexist! That could be his taste in women.

It's certainly mine.

 

[Revoltingest]

Sexist! That could be his taste in women.

Not our friend here....he's gay as a snake.
(I don't know the etymology of that simile, but
a certified gay guy I knew employed it regularly.)

 

[lewisnotmiller]

I drink them because I have a caffeine sensitivity and I have one shot instead of the standard two. Too much caffeine makes me paranoid, shaky, tired, angry and depressed.

That's why I don't drink them. I'm a super-chilled, easy going guy. But my job can be kinda combative at times.

So I need my dose myself up with some paranoia and edge.

It's kinda like a personal shock and awe tactic. 6 shots, chilled Dave is gone and 'What the hell do you mean you're missing the deadline' Dave is born complete with red-rimmed eyes and a penchant for stabbing people in the hand with a pencil if they look at me sideways.

 

[lewisnotmiller]

Since I'm far-left, do I drink more lattes than your average liberal or do I drink coffee with more caffeine? This is a tricky question, one that I doubt I will ever find an answer to.

You use soy milk.

 

[lewisnotmiller]

Not our friend here....he's gay as a snake.
(I don't know the etymology of that simile, but
a certified gay guy I knew employed it regularly.)

Can you ask your friend? I'm curious.

 

[Revoltingest]

Can you ask your friend? I'm curious.

He outed himself already.

 

[lewisnotmiller]

He outed himself already.

Bahahaha. Took me a second to twig.
Then again, work Xmas party last night.

 

[Subduction Zone]

Only on the very rare times I drop in at a Bikini Barista location.

 

[Audie]

Who cares. We have the ruling class to overthrow.

Think ya can throw me does ya, ya swab!!!