The Random Useless Announcements Thread

[sun rise]

Cash, emeralds found in Brazil faith healer's home...

It's a miracle. Poverty healed.

 

[Revoltingest]

It's a miracle. Poverty healed.

But is it a Festivus miracle?

 

[Orbit]

i have the hiccups

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

After not quite two months of living elsewhere with other people, my stepson and granddaughter are going to be moving back in the day after Christmas...Their rooms are still messes, and while we've done some cleaning and rearranging and getting rid of some of our stuff, there is still too little room for what they're bringing back with them...

Sigh.

 

[Revoltingest]

I live at home.

 

[Revoltingest]

@Rival

 

[Bob the Unbeliever]

They call it a pair of pants...... but there is only 1 of them

Unless you only have one leg... then? It's properly a pant.

But not like a dog's pant-- that's drippy.

 

[Bob the Unbeliever]

balloon has double-double letters, whereas bookkeeper has triple-doubles.

 

[Revoltingest]

"Baboon" is not a palindrome.

 

[Rival]

@Revoltingest

 

[Wirey]

Acorns are nature’s nipples.

 

[Wu Wei]

palindrome is not a palindrome

 

[Daemon Sophic]

Palindrome is a palindrome if I do this sith od I fi emordnilap a si emordnilap.

 

[Wu Wei]

She put the lime in the coconut

 

[Daemon Sophic]

I am a good and productive typing monkey....
I am a good and productive typing monkey....

Lay on MacDuff, and damned be him who first cries “Hold! Enough!”

I want all the bananas, but how do I kill an infinite number of monkeys? Hee hee!!

You know that statistically speaking, one of us had to type this eventually.

— Monkey # 8.2744537184^ e5637746 + 883,756,229,001

 

[ChristineM]

Its twenty fife minutes past four (in the afternoon)

 

[Bob the Unbeliever]

She put the lime in the coconut

.... and shake it all up! Call me in the morning.... I say, "Doctor!"

 

[Bob the Unbeliever]

I'm doing two (2) things at once: listening to a video (that is mostly talking) and reading RF.

Neither takes my full attention; indeed, even both together does not take my full attention.

(pay no attention to the mistakes in my writing... )

 

[Revoltingest]

@Revoltingest

@Rival & @Wirey, sitting in a tree....
P
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[beenherebeforeagain]

Its twenty fife minutes past four (in the afternoon)

I thought it was twenty-five or six 'til four...