The Random Useless Announcements Thread

[Orbit]

I post therefore I am.

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

I am, therefore I post!

 

[sun rise]

I just yawned.

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

No yawns were made in the making of this post

 

[Wu Wei]

I really don't like anise

 

[Revoltingest]

I like strong black licorice.

 

[sun rise]

What is being reported in the media today could have been predicted by non-psychics.

 

[Audie]

I like strong black licorice.

Licorice lickers are either communists, morally weak,
or simoly insane.

 

[Wu Wei]

I'm a bit drowsy

 

[Revoltingest]

Licorice lickers are either communists, morally weak,
or simoly insane.

I agree.
Real men chomp & chew their licorice.
(So do I.)

 

[Wu Wei]

Genmaicha, aka brown rice tea....is actually light green

 

[Revoltingest]

Rise in UFO sightings...

 

[Revoltingest]

Adolf Hitler paintings of 'no artistic value' on sale in Berlin - BBC News

 

[Wu Wei]

pardon me, I just coughed

 

[Revoltingest]

pardon me, I just coughed

I don't dare cough.
I suppress any such feeling which comes on.

 

[Wu Wei]

Pardon me...I just coughed again....and then I took a drink of water....I live an exciting and fulfilling life

 

[Wu Wei]

his feet are down below his knees...... unless he is standing on his head

 

[Revoltingest]

Pardon me...I just coughed again....and then I took a drink of water....I live an exciting and fulfilling life

Were I to cough, it would indeed be exciting.
There would be pain, yelling, growling, agonizing, & distortion of posture.
Jesus Christ & his sex life would be vigorously mentioned.
So I'm avoiding coughing.

 

[Wu Wei]

You know....the last house on the left

is the first house on the right if you are coming from the other direction

 

[Wu Wei]

Were I to cough, it would indeed be exciting.
There would be pain, yelling, growling, agonizing, & distortion of posture.
Jesus Christ & his sex life would be vigorously mentioned.
So I'm avoiding coughing.

then might I suggest you don't cough..... however the rest of it is OK if you choose to do it