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Discussion in 'Games / Pics / Jokes / Stories' started by Revoltingest, Dec 17, 2018.

  1. sun rise

    sun rise "Let there be peace and love among all"
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    The load in the dryer is still wet.
     
  2. Wirey

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    But the load on the sheets has dried.
     
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  3. Revoltingest

    Revoltingest Greased up & ready for action!
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    sun rise "Let there be peace and love among all"
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    Not even with a "three sheets to the wind"?
     
  5. Revoltingest

    Revoltingest Greased up & ready for action!
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    "Sheet" is a measure word for "paper".
     
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    In cold weather its not such a big deal, but in warm weather you'd better wash them again with a little bit of vinegar to get rid of the mildew.
     
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  7. Revoltingest

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    Dance til you're dead.
     
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    Woman falls backwards into a bacon slicer. It was a disarseder.
     
  10. Revoltingest

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    It's a good thing whales are not large creature carnivores.
     
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    Whales are often big.
     
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    They are only man eating sharks.

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  14. Revoltingest

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  16. Wu Wei

    Wu Wei ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson

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    I'm making another bootable thumb drive
     
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    Wu Wei ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson

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    I use those.
     
  20. savagewind

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    I ate the biggest woopie pie too. I'm still alive.
     
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