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The Random Question Thread

Discussion in 'Games / Pics / Jokes / Stories' started by Rival, Oct 21, 2018.

  1. Rival

    Rival Noachide
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    Should I have a cheese sandwich?
     
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  2. PopeADope

    PopeADope Habemus papam

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    As long as you are not lactose intolerant or constipated.

    Am I an imbecile?
     
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  3. Skwim

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    I believe you are a cheese sandwich. ;)

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  4. PopeADope

    PopeADope Habemus papam

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    You're starting to make me hungry! :smilingimp:
     
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  5. Rival

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    But I am a cyberman. So I cannot have or be a cheese sandwich.

    Should @PopeADope be a bus driver?
     
  6. Unveiled Artist

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    Just a cheese sandwhich?! Are you gonna toast it and put grape jelly on top with chips and a pepsi?
     
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  7. Rival

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    No, you are a dopey popey.
     
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  8. Wu Wei

    Wu Wei ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson

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    How many leaves does the average oak tree have?
     
  9. Rival

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    Before bed?!
     
  10. Shadow Wolf

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    In that event, she should still definitely have a cheese sandwich. And have some more cheese with breakfast and dinner.
     
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  11. lioncub1503

    lioncub1503 Seven ate nine

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    That depends on how many minus inch high-heels the mostly above average blade of grass wears on a Saturday.


    Everything seems to be changing to women on Doctor who, so when will we be saying ‘Cyberwoman’?
     
  12. Polymath257

    Polymath257 Think & Care
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    None, in the winter.

    Why are my feet so ticklish?
     
  13. Skwim

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    PopeADope shouldn't even be on a bus.

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  14. Rival

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    We Cybermen have no concept of sex or race or class. We remove those during processing.
     
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  15. Rival

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    PopeADope Habemus papam

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    He's at the cathedral actually. Mass is celebrated by the archbishop.
     
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  17. PopeADope

    PopeADope Habemus papam

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    PopeADope should be a ghost
     
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  18. Brickjectivity

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    Please, leave me out of it.
     
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  19. Shadow Wolf

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    More cheese from me. For now you shall be spared from extermination.
     
  20. Rival

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    At least neither of us is a farting slitheen. We cannot process them. They are no use to us. They must be killed.

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