lamplighter
Almighty Tallest
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The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread!
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yossarian22
Resident Schizophrenic
I don't drink coffee, I chew the beans. I am the only person I know who does that. I guess I am just better than everybody else
That is all, worthless underlings.
That is all, worthless underlings.
whereismynotecard
Treasure Hunter
Announcement!!
My ear itches.
My ear itches.
My announcement:
I have nothing to say.
That is all. TTFN-tata for now.
I have nothing to say.
That is all. TTFN-tata for now.
yossarian22
Resident Schizophrenic
There is an emergency.
I am out of beans. Call the national guard.
BucephalusBB
ABACABB
Tonight BBB is going to have a starwars night and he is allready tired!
Announcement; so far we have 3 volunteers for scratching. The lines will remain open untill the itch is over.
mrscardero
Kal-El's Mama
If you are in New York:
Now your local on the 8's
Chance of snow 90%. Snow accumilations 4-6 inches.
Tonight sleet mix with rain overnight into Saturday morning.
Chance of precipition 85%.
Your weekly forcast
Sunday-Sunny
Monday-Sunny
Tuesday-Wintery mix
Now your local on the 8's
Chance of snow 90%. Snow accumilations 4-6 inches.
Tonight sleet mix with rain overnight into Saturday morning.
Chance of precipition 85%.
Your weekly forcast
Sunday-Sunny
Monday-Sunny
Tuesday-Wintery mix
Attention:
Southern Illinois is now experiencing phase 3 of a winter storm that has been dumping ice and sleet for the past 2 days. Since the family has been inside for this continual amount of time, we have been amusing ourselves with farting contests.
That is all.
Peace,
Mystic
Southern Illinois is now experiencing phase 3 of a winter storm that has been dumping ice and sleet for the past 2 days. Since the family has been inside for this continual amount of time, we have been amusing ourselves with farting contests.
That is all.
Peace,
Mystic
mrscardero
Kal-El's Mama
Sounds awfully gassy. Who's winning? Any of you wearing gas I masks? I remember those days. My cousin and I were having a farting contest and my mom came in the room and asked my cousin if she could put her shoes outside on the porch. :biglaugh:
Attention:
Southern Ontario is now experiencing the first phase of Mystic's winter storm. All local residents are advised to stock up on baked beans. These are to be used only in an emergency, once you've run out of other things to do.
That is all.
Announcement:
It is raining in Sunny El Cajon, California.
TTFN
Christine
It is raining in Sunny El Cajon, California.
TTFN
Christine
Ha haaaa!
My husband is always the winner in farting contests, beer drinking, chess, writing names in the snow, and first-shooter games on the Xbox360. :bow:
I win at everything else, though.
That is all.
Peace,
Mystic
Attention please... attention please...
It is now lunch time.
Carry on.
It is now lunch time.
Carry on.
yossarian22
Resident Schizophrenic
mrscardero
Kal-El's Mama
May I have your attention please. I shoveled twice already in the last 6 hours and it's time to shovel again....and again...and again...
That is all.
That is all.
Don Penguinoini
Modi.
you cannot have my attention.
mrscardero
Kal-El's Mama
I don't want your attention.
Attention please! It's YmirGF's Birthday today! Woo Hoo!!!
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