The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

[Stevicus]

The pros-peck of such a fowl event is enough to cause anyone appre-hen-sion.

It'll probably happen in a fit of beak, and I doubt we'll be able to feather the storm.

 

[ChristineM]

glue...that's silly....duct tape, thats what you use

INFORMATIVE

 

[Wu Wei]

INFORMATIVE

 

[Wu Wei]

Chick-fil-A faces a conservative revolt

The popular restaurant has gone "woke" for a new focus on diversity, equity and inclusion, according to critics.

www.newsweek.com

We are now looking to fast food restaurants for social commentary..... so I'm guessing when we all look back on this...in years to come..... we will see our greatest philosopher as.....

 

[ChristineM]

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That is inhumane and induckane

 

[Stevicus]

NC school system to press charges after students pour cement into toilets in ‘senior prank’

On May 26, ABSS reported that students “gained entry” into Williams overnight and poured cement into the toilets and urinals.

www.cbs17.com

BURLINGTON, N.C. (WGHP) — The Alamance-Burlington School System had decided that it will press charges after a “senior prank” at Williams High School caused over $4,000 in damages.

While the district had been on the fence about charges, ABSS told FOX 8 Monday that it had decided to move forward. The school district says it is still working to identify the “multiple suspects” involved.

On May 26, ABSS reported that students “gained entry” into Williams overnight and poured cement into the toilets and urinals.

Williams High School was not the only school in the district that suffered damages as a result of “senior pranks.”

Maintenance crews cleaned up overturned desks, damaged lockers, graffiti, eggs and trash at several other high schools including Western, Eastern, Southern, Cummings and Graham High School. Other acts of vandalism were also reported across the district.

“We believe in celebrating milestones in a responsible and respectful way, without crossing the line and causing harm or damage.”
STATEMENT FROM ABSS

Any seniors that were involved will be forbidden from participating in graduation ceremonies.

I imagine the school janitors must have been upset by this.

I've never had to deal with cement in a toilet, although I'm guessing that a plunger wouldn't be sufficient to clear it.

 

[Revoltingest]

I've never had to deal with cement in a toilet, although I'm guessing that a plunger wouldn't be sufficient to clear it.

As a professional, I can assure you that putting
cement (actually concrete) in a toilet creates a
clog of catastrophic proportions. The toilet
would have to be retired on disability...full pension!

 

[Stevicus]

As a professional, I can assure you that putting
cement (actually concrete) in a toilet creates a
clog of catastrophic proportions. The toilet
would have to be retired on disability...full pension!

:::informative:::

 

[Wu Wei]

That is inhumane and induckane

 

[ChristineM]

 

[Stevicus]

His parents must be conspiracy theorists. They want him protected from all the rays.

 

[Revoltingest]

His parents must be conspiracy theorists. They want him protected from all the rays.

Child Protective Services should intervene.
He has no hat!

 

[Callisto]

It'll probably happen in a fit of beak, and I doubt we'll be able to feather the storm.

Depends on the person. Some will be able to wing it ok, others will find it too big a birden to handle.

 

[ChristineM]

Child Protective Services should intervene.
He has no hat!

Tiz no good unless you are fully protected

 

[Wu Wei]

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Sheesh, its obvious..... Duct Tape clothing

 

[Wu Wei]

His parents must be conspiracy theorists. They want him protected from all the rays.

it is actually duct tape...but it may work the same as tin foil... i'm not sure

 

[ChristineM]

Sheesh, its obvious..... Duct Tape clothing

Yup but why?.

Much cheaper, less adhesive methods of keeping out those alien death beams and government behaviour modification rays.

Plus he's not fully clothed.

Something like this would complete the ensemble.

 

[Wu Wei]

Yup but why?.

Much cheaper, less adhesive methods of keeping out those alien death beams and government behaviour modification rays.

Plus he's not fully clothed.

Something like this would complete the ensemble.

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Its fashion...

And because they can....duct tape fashion

 

[ChristineM]

Its fashion...

And because they can....duct tape fashion

Like i said, much cheaper.

 

[Wu Wei]

Like i said, much cheaper.

Since when is HIGH fashion about being cheap