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The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 2!

Discussion in 'Games / Pics / Jokes / Stories' started by Me Myself, Jul 14, 2013.

  1. Draka

    Draka Wonder Woman

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    I love that this is the post that falls right between mine and my hubby's posts. Ask him how I'm "doin' " ;)
     
  2. Wirey

    Wirey Fartist

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    I've been PM'ing @turk179 and he says if you're dumb enough to fall for my lines, you deserve to get melted on (snowman sweat).

    How you doin'?
     
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  3. Draka

    Draka Wonder Woman

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    Drippy apparently.
     
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  4. Wirey

    Wirey Fartist

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    The sad part is I would never, ever flirt with anyone on line who I thought might respond positively in any real way. @Buttercup did it to me once as a joke and I avoided the internet for three days.
     
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  5. turk179

    turk179 I smell something....

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    It's all true!
     
  6. Shadow Wolf

    Shadow Wolf Rival's Wife

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    I've decided that today I'm going to ask my sister if she will loan some of her inheritance money to help me get started with jail breaking and repairing video game consoles. For some consoles, just by modding them I could sell them for a bit over 50% of what I paid to buy them, and a jail broken Wii can, with a lower cost console, be sold sold for three times what I paid for it. The repair end isn't as profitable, but I am hoping that by partnering with smaller and local video game stores I can create a need for services by being able to tell owners and managers that they contract the work of repairing consoles to out to me, never again will they have to tell a customer they don't have a particular console in stock at the moment, and for some even being able to make their own competitive edge of being able to take in broken consoles that they will later be able to sell at their regular price once I've repaired them.
    Eventually, actually pretty soon after I've made some money to put back into my business, I'll expand the jail breaking to other devices, take the money from that to buy various broken devices, learn how to repair them, and have a full-service repair shop.
    I am considering hiring my niece to be the spokesperson and do most of the talking for me, because she is definitely good with people and a very good talker.
     
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  7. turk179

    turk179 I smell something....

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    I've been sitting too long and my pants are too tight. This is causing a discomfort in my lower abdomen. I might even have to go to the urineation station.
     
  8. Draka

    Draka Wonder Woman

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    *passes bottle* Here you go.
     
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  9. beenherebeforeagain

    beenherebeforeagain Rogue Animist
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    Man up, buddy! "Discomfort" means you haven't sat on RF long enough; not until it's nearly unbearable to read another of @Wirey 's posts!
     
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  10. turk179

    turk179 I smell something....

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    Rebuttoning my pants and focusing now....
     
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  11. beenherebeforeagain

    beenherebeforeagain Rogue Animist
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    Wimp!
     
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  12. turk179

    turk179 I smell something....

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    Oh come on! I'm manning up!
     
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  13. Draka

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    I can attest, the man still hasn't gotten up to go the the bathroom. :p
     
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  14. beenherebeforeagain

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    Oh....OH! Naughty! Wink-wink, nudge-nudge, Say No More!:D
     
  15. Shadow Wolf

    Shadow Wolf Rival's Wife

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    That just reminded me of the South Park episode where Cartman was sitting and his computer and yelled for him mom to bring the bathroom to him.
    I may now be stuck with a mental image of you and Turk as construction paper cut outs.:p
     
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  16. Draka

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    Pssshhh, the man is sitting behind me at his desk in our little office room. You peoples :p
     
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  17. beenherebeforeagain

    beenherebeforeagain Rogue Animist
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    Uhhhhh-Huhhhhh!
    I would have said, "Get a room," but it's clear, you've already got one...:p:eek::rolleyes:
     
  18. Draka

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    We have several actually. ;) It's this new thing called a "house". It contains "rooms". ;)
     
  19. Revoltingest

    Revoltingest I have the kavorka
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    just local brewers.....you know....beer.
    You do know beer?
     
  20. Wirey

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    Don't you hate it when scratching the rash on your crotch only makes it feel hotter? I need to get the frozen peas out of the freezer again.
     
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