The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

[Wu Wei]

Yes, I am a genius....thanks for noticing....but I'm thinking either gunpowder tea or English breakfast tea

 

[sun rise]

Yes, I am a genius....thanks for noticing....but I'm thinking either gunpowder tea or English breakfast tea

So, gunpowder - you're going to blow up or something up?

 

[Wu Wei]

So, gunpowder - you're going to blow up or something up?

Nope...not even thinking that...what makes you say that?

 

[Revoltingest]

Where there is soup there must be nuts because otherwise there could not be soup to nuts.

I have cashews.
But I've not eaten any today....yet.

 

[sun rise]

Nope...not even thinking that...what makes you say that?

Because of the word "gunpowder" being a homonym, of course.

 

[Revoltingest]

 

[sun rise]

"Serious-minded men who smoked pipes and wore mustaches had written serious instructions saying that this should be done, and so he did it, because he was a serious-minded man who smoked a pipe and wore a mustache and did not take such injunctions lightly, because if you did, where would you be? He had exactly the right amount of insurance. He drove three miles below the speed limit, or forty miles per hour, whichever was the lower. He wore a tie, even on Saturdays."
— Good Omens

 

[Wu Wei]

I use to clean my grandfathers pipes when I was very young. No one asked me to, I just did it.

 

[sun rise]

I use to clean my grandfathers pipes when I was very young. No one asked me to, I just did it.

You had a career as a pipe fitter just waiting.

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

 

[sun rise]

 

[Shadow Wolf]

That pipe stuff is fake news. It's a his piercing for her pleasure. It's not nice spreading fallacies.

 

[Viker]

"Maybe it's the poise that a pipe suggests--that added look of masculinity it gives you, but a woman likes to see a man smoke a pipe."

Oh yeah.

 

[Revoltingest]

That pipe stuff is fake news. It's a his piercing for her pleasure. It's not nice spreading fallacies.

It's a legitimate random meaningless post.

 

[Wu Wei]

You had a career as a pipe fitter just waiting.

DANG IT!!!! I missed my calling

 

[ChristineM]

@Wu Wei family reunion

 

[ChristineM]

"Serious-minded men who smoked pipes and wore mustaches had written serious instructions saying that this should be done, and so he did it, because he was a serious-minded man who smoked a pipe and wore a mustache and did not take such injunctions lightly, because if you did, where would you be? He had exactly the right amount of insurance. He drove three miles below the speed limit, or forty miles per hour, whichever was the lower. He wore a tie, even on Saturdays."
— Good Omens

On a similar vein the people who say bald men make better lovers were all bald men

 

[ChristineM]

I use to clean my grandfathers pipes when I was very young. No one asked me to, I just did it.

Hey i did that. Pipe cleaners and a small penknife. Thinking of it now, all that tar and gunge makes me feel yucky

 

[Wu Wei]

Well....... just another day

 

[Revoltingest]

On a similar vein the people who say bald men make better lovers were all bald men

That's like guys who think mustaches & beards make
them more manly. I just see someone whose crumbs
from a recent meal still cling to their face.