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The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 2!

Discussion in 'Games / Pics / Jokes / Stories' started by Me Myself, Jul 14, 2013.

  1. Wu Wei

    Wu Wei ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson

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    Finished lunch...now I wan to take a nap...but I can't, have to get ready for an MD appointment
     
  2. sun rise

    sun rise "This is the Hour of God"
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  3. Wu Wei

    Wu Wei ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson

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    I have to say, there are folks on the central helpdesk that just don't have a clue.
    I fixed an issue for a user and all of a sudden a ticket was created saying I needed the issue fixed. I had to go into the ticket and tell them DO NOT do this, I DID NOT submit this. But I am betting they will not read that, do exactly what I told them not to, and soon I will not be able to log into anything....oh joy

    Not my first time at this rodeo
     
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  4. sun rise

    sun rise "This is the Hour of God"
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    But you'll be paid for doing nothing. Why not use the break to eat some picnic food.
     
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  5. Revoltingest

    Revoltingest Abnormal before it was fashionable
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    No other post meets it better.
    Carly Simon even sang a song about it.
     
  6. sun rise

    sun rise "This is the Hour of God"
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  7. Shadow Wolf

    Shadow Wolf Rival's Wife

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    I don't think she had that depth of vanity in mind.
     
  8. sun rise

    sun rise "This is the Hour of God"
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    My next medical visit for today is soon.
     
  9. John53

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  10. Wu Wei

    Wu Wei ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson

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    I'll get paid to fix the problem myself, that they created for no reason other than incompetence
     
  11. Revoltingest

    Revoltingest Abnormal before it was fashionable
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    I did some gluing today.
    Thought I was done.
    Turns out I wasn't.
    I might be done now.
    But I won't claim so.
    Tempting fate that would be.
     
  12. Wu Wei

    Wu Wei ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson

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    I did no gluing today.
    Never thought I did.
    Turns out I didn't.
    I'm not doing any now.
    And I won't claim so.
    Tempting fate pffht who cares.
     
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  13. sun rise

    sun rise "This is the Hour of God"
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    Isn't job security just ducky?
     
  14. Stevicus

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    Army tests MK-22 Precision Sniper Rifle at Fort Bragg ahead of fielding - UPI.com

    It will keep the snipers safer, according to the sniper quoted in the article. I guess that's good news for the snipers.

     
  15. Dan From Smithville

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    If I make 180,000 posts in the next 24 hours I could move into the top spot currently held by @Revoltingest. Maybe if I play theme songs from movies like Rocky that will help.
     
  16. Dan From Smithville

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    Do you really want that cross to bear?
     
  18. Dan From Smithville

    Dan From Smithville Veteran Member
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    If I did 180,000 posts in 24 hours, I doubt there is much I could bear.
     
  19. Revoltingest

    Revoltingest Abnormal before it was fashionable
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    You'll need something frenetic.
    (There's a word I seldom use.)

     
  20. Dan From Smithville

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    Or frantic. A word that I have come to use more often since using internet forums.
     
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