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The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 2!

Discussion in 'Games / Pics / Jokes / Stories' started by Me Myself, Jul 14, 2013.

  1. Revoltingest

    Revoltingest Abnormal before it was fashionable
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  2. Shadow Wolf

    Shadow Wolf Rival's Wife

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  3. Stevicus

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    This is the Central Scrutinizer...
    It is my responsibility to enforce all the laws
    That haven't been passed yet
    It is also my responsibility to alert each
    And every one of you to the potential consequences
    Of various ordinary everyday activities
    You might be performing which could eventually lead to
    The Death Penalty (or affect your parents' credit rating)
    Our criminal institutions are full of little creeps
    Like you who do wrong things...
    And many of them were driven to these crimes
    By a horrible force called music!


    Our studies have shown that this horrible force
    Is so dangerous to society at large that laws
    Are being drawn up at this very moment to stop it forever!
    Cruel and inhuman punishments are being carefully described
    In tiny paragraphs so they won't conflict with the Constitution
    (Which, itself, is being modified in order to accommodate the future)
     
  4. Shadow Wolf

    Shadow Wolf Rival's Wife

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    If it's at a higher level than Pauly Shore, any discussions for the next few weeks that involves jury, laws, courts, or anything like that makes my head hurt.
     
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  5. John53

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  6. sun rise

    sun rise "This is the Hour of God"
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    My time here is drawing to a close for tonight.
     
  7. Meow Mix

    Meow Mix Chatte Féministe

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    I would like to scream.

    But I'm making progress on stuff
     
  8. Revoltingest

    Revoltingest Abnormal before it was fashionable
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    Check the title of this thread, toots!
     
  9. Meow Mix

    Meow Mix Chatte Féministe

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    Curling up in bed, dreaming of easier days
     
  10. ChristineM

    ChristineM "Be strong" I whispered to my coffee.
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    Had an early night last night, oner qn hour before you posted this i was thumping out the ZzzZzzzZzz's
     
  11. Stevicus

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    Police: Florida man tries to trade back vehicle he stole (apnews.com)

     
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  12. Revoltingest

    Revoltingest Abnormal before it was fashionable
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  13. Wu Wei

    Wu Wei ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson

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    Watching the 1951 version of "The Day the Earth Stood Still". Seen it several times, but I noticed something this time. When Gort first appears and the Army is in front of him, and they all raise their guns and aim at him...without orders..... the guys in the tanks....pull out their side arms..... they're in a tank for crying out loud

    [​IMG]
     
  14. sun rise

    sun rise "This is the Hour of God"
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    They were all blinded by Gort's beauty and confused by his mental powers.
     
  15. sun rise

    sun rise "This is the Hour of God"
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    [​IMG]
     
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    Oh, I don't know. It certainly seems like it all hates me.
     
  17. Shadow Wolf

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    It fails to even meet that.
     
  18. Shadow Wolf

    Shadow Wolf Rival's Wife

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    Even if you make progress, scream!

    I'll take this rage,
    Rattle your cage,
    Nobody said it's easy!
    It's do or die,
    Only the strong survive!
    Get ready for the last stand!
    Get ready, I'm your hangman!
    Let me hear you scream like you want it! (Want it!)
    Let me hear you yell like you mean it! (Mean it!)
    If you're gonna go down
    Go loud!
    Go strong!
    Go proud!
    Go on!
    Go hard or go home!
    All hail the Prince of ****ing Darkness!
     
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  19. Shadow Wolf

    Shadow Wolf Rival's Wife

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    Now I'm getting advertisements for Lidl. Lidl. And we don't have those here.
     
  20. Dan From Smithville

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    Perhaps some technology is evolving quietly.
     
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