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The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 2!

Discussion in 'Games / Pics / Jokes / Stories' started by Me Myself, Jul 14, 2013.

  1. sun rise

    sun rise "This is the Hour of God"
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  2. Revoltingest

    Revoltingest Abnormal before it was fashionable
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    I thought a dingo took it?
     
  3. John53

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    Why would a Dingo want it? Dingoes are smarter than that.
     
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  4. Wu Wei

    Wu Wei ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson

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  5. sun rise

    sun rise "This is the Hour of God"
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    MEN at work? Sexism.
     
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  6. Revoltingest

    Revoltingest Abnormal before it was fashionable
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    I suppose you want men at home barefoot & pregnant.
     
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  7. savagewind

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    I hate technology
     
  8. Revoltingest

    Revoltingest Abnormal before it was fashionable
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    There is "no log" in "technology".
     
  9. Brickjectivity

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    Sorry. My blood flow momentarily stopped, and that gave me a revolting moment. It won't happen again.
     
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  10. Shadow Wolf

    Shadow Wolf Rival's Wife

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    I am now a juror.
     
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  11. beenherebeforeagain

    beenherebeforeagain Rogue Animist
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    I am sure you will discharge your duty admirably!
     
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  12. Dan From Smithville

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  13. Dan From Smithville

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    Just be glad we live in an age when the technology hasn't progressed to the point of hating us back. Skynet 2050.
     
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    Eggnology will be much worse than technology once we have learned how to manipulate chicken eggs. Its going to be very cool though, chickens laying computers and such.
     
  15. Stevicus

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    Wow, you made the grade. Something I never was able to do. I was called for jury duty a number of times, but they never took me.
     
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    My stomach is in a knot already.
     
  17. Shadow Wolf

    Shadow Wolf Rival's Wife

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    If I don't first discharge the contents of my stomach on the bailiff.
     
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  18. Shadow Wolf

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    I just barely made it with there only being two after me called and a final round of dismissals.
     
  19. Meow Mix

    Meow Mix Chatte FĂ©ministe

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    I'm taking off work to handle stuff with school. It's that bad.
     
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    We are here for moral support. That is about all that we can give.

    Woot Woot! You can do it!
     
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