The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

[Wu Wei]

take care, bear

Wait a minute...I may be un-grumpy and un-angry and un-insulting of others....but I ain't no Care Bear

 

[Wu Wei]

Ladies, Gentleman and other assorted critters.....I'm tired so

Goodnight RF wherever you are

 

[sun rise]

You know...my knee hurts, my eyes are bothering me, and I have to go into my office tomorrow.....to support all those retired folk\, who so desperately need my help...and I'm still not grumpy and I can't even bring myself to insult them....as a matter of fact I feel like apologizing.......I must be incredibly ill

A veritable parade of possible replies walked, road and flew through my brain. One stuck, a song by the Incredible String Band that I enjoyed in my misbegotten youth

It's of a famous highwayman a story I will tell
His name was Hirem Pawnitof, in bread street he did dwell
Through all the storms of his career few troubles he had missed
His tale was wrote from ear to ear, and he looked like this:
...
Then had not gone but 20 yards when a pieman they did spy
They smacked their lips with hunger keen - my kingdom for a pie
The peddlar twinkled once or twice
Not one word did he say
With snake-like eyes he shouted 'pie'
And he struck him on the head with the tray

It was at that moment Hirem Pawnitof attained enlightenment

 

[Shadow Wolf]

I never realized how much I actually enjoyed going out to eat at a restaurant until this plague.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Ladies, Gentleman and other assorted critters.....I'm tired so

Goodnight RF wherever you are

God and his so-called universal church and their Saint named Patrici have all cursed me.

 

[ChristineM]

Dammit where is the praise of my intellect?

You want praise for spreading the Spellorama virus?

 

[Revoltingest]

You know...my knee hurts, my eyes are bothering me, and I have to go into my office tomorrow.....to support all those retired folk\, who so desperately need my help...and I'm still not grumpy and I can't even bring myself to insult them....as a matter of fact I feel like apologizing.......I must be incredibly ill

Thank you for your dedicated service.

 

[Wu Wei]

A veritable parade of possible replies walked, road and flew through my brain. One stuck, a song by the Incredible String Band that I enjoyed in my misbegotten youth

It's of a famous highwayman a story I will tell
His name was Hirem Pawnitof, in bread street he did dwell
Through all the storms of his career few troubles he had missed
His tale was wrote from ear to ear, and he looked like this:
...
Then had not gone but 20 yards when a pieman they did spy
They smacked their lips with hunger keen - my kingdom for a pie
The peddlar twinkled once or twice
Not one word did he say
With snake-like eyes he shouted 'pie'
And he struck him on the head with the tray

It was at that moment Hirem Pawnitof attained enlightenment

It is not enlightenment...of that I am pretty sure....but it could have something to do with pie

 

[Wu Wei]

I think this overwhelming feeling of niceness is not so much being nice as it.is lack of caring brought on by sleep deprivation

 

[Wu Wei]

God and his so-called universal church and their Saint named Patrici have all cursed me.

And this is a bad thing !?

 

[Revoltingest]

I think this overwhelming feeling of niceness is not so much being nice as it.is lack of caring brought on by sleep deprivation

Whaddaya expect....you should be hibernating this time of year, Yogi.

 

[sun rise]

From a book of poetry by Rick Lupert

Bears are Counting on Me

After receiving an email with the subject
"Rick, Bears are counting on you"
I mailed all my money to the forest.
I plan on telling my wife about this
when she gets home. I know
she and my son
think bears are so cute

 

[Shadow Wolf]

And this is a bad thing !?

Nope. Just means I **** off the right people.

 

[Revoltingest]

For @Wu Wei....

Bears will gut you like a fish
Left alone, you say you wish?
They don't care
Cuz a bear
says that you're his bestest dish

 

[Wu Wei]

Whaddaya expect....you should be hibernating this time of year, Yogi.

That just means I should be getting grumpier

 

[Wu Wei]

From a book of poetry by Rick Lupert

Bears are Counting on Me

After receiving an email with the subject
"Rick, Bears are counting on you"
I mailed all my money to the forest.
I plan on telling my wife about this
when she gets home. I know
she and my son
think bears are so cute

Send more money

 

[Wu Wei]

For @Wu Wei....

Bears will gut you like a fish
Left alone, you say you wish?
They don't care
Cuz a bear
says that you're his bestest dish

DANG IT!!!!!
I can't even write a proper response that rhymes...... I think I need food

 

[Revoltingest]

DANG IT!!!!!
I can't even write a proper response that rhymes...... I think I need food

My limericks might be part of why I have the kavorka.

 

[Wu Wei]

My limericks might be part of why I have the kavorka.

Yeah....sure......I'm sure...that is why you have .......kavorka....yeah...yep....sure thing

 

[Revoltingest]

Yeah....sure......I'm sure...that is why you have .......kavorka....yeah...yep....sure thing

You're just jealous.
But having the kavorka is a burden.