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The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 2!

Discussion in 'Games / Pics / Jokes / Stories' started by Me Myself, Jul 14, 2013.

  1. Estro Felino

    Estro Felino Believer in free will
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  2. MikeDwight

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    news at 11 monsters take monks and nuns into the woods , to discuss religion? No to show them feminism videos.
     
  3. Revoltingest

    Revoltingest Greased up & ready for action!
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    A dog taking cat naps.....it seems unholy.
     
  4. Wu Wei

    Wu Wei ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson

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    I agreez wit ya
     
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  5. Wu Wei

    Wu Wei ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson

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    I think I may bee ill. I have a headache, my stomach is not feeling right, and I am craving pizza.... I never crave pizza....ever since a rather nasty bought of food poisoning after pizza a couple years ago, I rarely at it and never actually want it
     
  6. Estro Felino

    Estro Felino Believer in free will
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    20160503-spicy-spring-pizza-recipe-37-1500x1125.jpg
     
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  7. Estro Felino

    Estro Felino Believer in free will
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    I am really good at making Sicilian Pizza...my mother says I am even better than her.. :p
     
  8. sun rise

    sun rise "Let there be peace and love among all"
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    Unholy or unwholely or unholey? Or all 3 at the same time?
     
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    sun rise "Let there be peace and love among all"
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  10. MikeDwight

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    According to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, the average age Americans lose their virginities (defined here as vaginal sexual intercourse) is 17.1 for both men and women. The CDC also reports that virgins make up 12.3 percent of females and 14.3 percent of males aged 20 to 24. That number drops below 5 percent for both male and female virgins aged 25 to 29 and goes as low as 0.3 percent for virgins aged 40 to 44.

    ya winner look at all these sick people huh wheres everybody doing this in the middleschool bathroom, I'm 1 in a thousand at something.
     
  11. Estro Felino

    Estro Felino Believer in free will
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    My first time was at 23...
     
  12. MikeDwight

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    ya well you can't get married at 17 and you gotta lose this guy's phone number, he's going to virginia tech next year.
     
  13. MikeDwight

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    Everybody heard the best way to hit on the newly married? Ask the aspiring college person what their family's looking to do and wait 10 years?
     
  14. Shadow Wolf

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    I caught on a news ticker today that Trump administration is saying the FDA will move to ban "non-tobacco flavored vape products." So much for Reps and Cons being about personal choice and liberty. (I HATE tobacco flavored vape juice) :disappointed:
    And good 'ole 'Murica. Gotta demonize something way less harmful and dangerous than cigarettes and make them look just as bad. Can't say it surprises me though, considering that according to Uncle Sam crap like street meth and heroine are less dangerous than cannabis.
     
  15. MikeDwight

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    Say somebody makes sure you're no longer near them at all. They have claims against any being near anywhere and any communication to anybody. How do you continue trying to control other people's lives though, hidden notes in places...anybody?
     
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    Give in to the cravings! Open thy mouth and receive the warm gooey Mana from Heaven that is melted cheese, the bliss of a good sauce, and a divinely flavorful crust to finish it off with.
     
  17. MikeDwight

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    It all starts with your amazing inroads in DryCleaneristan, hell, those bombs weren't even meant for you. Then the pizza marketing begins with the twitter-me app.
     
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    Computer baddies are getting good enough I almost installed a faux update for Firefox. Looked entirely legit for a second, then my brain kicked in and said "no, don't do it dummy! Whatever hijacked the browser just to bring that up."
     
  19. MikeDwight

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    its already too late. Windows 8,9,10, and they go for this cellphone look, and they want to take your root directory and root keys, background processes is all screwy, internet security, I assume this is a black box in a black box that's actually offline that goes to Afghanistan, shadow wolf is a program.
     
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    Revoltingest Greased up & ready for action!
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    All 4.
     
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