1. Welcome to Religious Forums, a friendly forum to discuss all religions in a friendly surrounding.

    Your voice is missing! You will need to register to get access to the following site features:
    • Reply to discussions and create your own threads.
    • Our modern chat room. No add-ons or extensions required, just login and start chatting!
    • Access to private conversations with other members.

    We hope to see you as a part of our community soon!

The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 2!

Discussion in 'Games / Pics / Jokes / Stories' started by Me Myself, Jul 14, 2013.

  1. Estro Felino

    Estro Felino Believer in free will
    Premium Member

    Joined:
    Jun 28, 2014
    Messages:
    7,847
    Ratings:
    +2,145
    Religion:
    Pelagianism
    Yeah...some wild honey and salmons...lol
     
  2. Quagmire

    Quagmire Imaginary talking monkey
    Staff Member Premium Member

    Joined:
    Mar 17, 2007
    Messages:
    47,499
    Ratings:
    +8,260
    Religion:
    I am not an athiest.
    Now you know their secret.
     
  3. Quagmire

    Quagmire Imaginary talking monkey
    Staff Member Premium Member

    Joined:
    Mar 17, 2007
    Messages:
    47,499
    Ratings:
    +8,260
    Religion:
    I am not an athiest.
    Speaking of food, you know what's weird? Im out of ramen, and even with a cupboard full of food I have this craving for ramen.
     
  4. Quagmire

    Quagmire Imaginary talking monkey
    Staff Member Premium Member

    Joined:
    Mar 17, 2007
    Messages:
    47,499
    Ratings:
    +8,260
    Religion:
    I am not an athiest.
    That was a Ramen Meaningless Announcement.
     
    • Like Like x 1
    • Funny Funny x 1
  5. Quagmire

    Quagmire Imaginary talking monkey
    Staff Member Premium Member

    Joined:
    Mar 17, 2007
    Messages:
    47,499
    Ratings:
    +8,260
    Religion:
    I am not an athiest.
    This must be why the cable company's stock is plummeting.
     
  6. sun rise

    sun rise "Let there be peace and love among all"
    Premium Member

    Joined:
    Apr 28, 2014
    Messages:
    33,109
    Ratings:
    +12,291
    Religion:
    Love
    From a period of apparent quietude, @Quagmire has stepped forward. I'm sure it's not related to @Revoltingest being mostly offline for a few days
     
  7. Shadow Wolf

    Shadow Wolf Crazy Diamond

    Joined:
    Apr 11, 2005
    Messages:
    51,020
    Ratings:
    +16,491
    Religion:
    God is in the Rain
    About 30 years ago my tonsils were removed. Today Dr. Doofus tells me my tonsils look just fine.
     
    • Funny Funny x 1
  8. Estro Felino

    Estro Felino Believer in free will
    Premium Member

    Joined:
    Jun 28, 2014
    Messages:
    7,847
    Ratings:
    +2,145
    Religion:
    Pelagianism
    When an Italian parent catches his daughter having sex... at 0:40

     
  9. Shadow Wolf

    Shadow Wolf Crazy Diamond

    Joined:
    Apr 11, 2005
    Messages:
    51,020
    Ratings:
    +16,491
    Religion:
    God is in the Rain
    So, riddle me this, apparently California insurance will cover electrolysis on the genitals for SRS prep, but not electrolysis on the face. At least its hella cheaper here in California than in Indiana, even in LA.
     
  10. Shadow Wolf

    Shadow Wolf Crazy Diamond

    Joined:
    Apr 11, 2005
    Messages:
    51,020
    Ratings:
    +16,491
    Religion:
    God is in the Rain
    I look forward to having my face poked and shocked, hairs plucked and follicle genocide, and my face flesh peeled off and the face bone ground down (I got to see FFS results in person, and her face is now indistinguishable from a genetic female).
    Maybe its a good thing my mom introduced me to the classic horror monsters when I was youmg so I could later amuse myself making aspects of transition seem like a horror flick.:D
     
  11. Shadow Wolf

    Shadow Wolf Crazy Diamond

    Joined:
    Apr 11, 2005
    Messages:
    51,020
    Ratings:
    +16,491
    Religion:
    God is in the Rain
    When its all said and done, I could stand eye-to-eye with the Devils Rejects, psychotically explaining the deranged things I've done to myself! I already have a piece of a dead body stitched to me like Frankensteins creature, so Im off to a good start! :smilingimp:
     
  12. sun rise

    sun rise "Let there be peace and love among all"
    Premium Member

    Joined:
    Apr 28, 2014
    Messages:
    33,109
    Ratings:
    +12,291
    Religion:
    Love
    Maybe they grew back?
     
  13. Shadow Wolf

    Shadow Wolf Crazy Diamond

    Joined:
    Apr 11, 2005
    Messages:
    51,020
    Ratings:
    +16,491
    Religion:
    God is in the Rain
    Nope.
     
  14. AT-AT

    AT-AT Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    May 2, 2019
    Messages:
    2,122
    Ratings:
    +1,305
    Religion:
    God
    Quag may not be the hero we asked for, but he may be the hero we need.

    :p
     
    • Funny Funny x 1
  15. Shadow Wolf

    Shadow Wolf Crazy Diamond

    Joined:
    Apr 11, 2005
    Messages:
    51,020
    Ratings:
    +16,491
    Religion:
    God is in the Rain
    I found this pic while going through my phone. PICT0208.JPG
     
    • Like Like x 1
  16. Quagmire

    Quagmire Imaginary talking monkey
    Staff Member Premium Member

    Joined:
    Mar 17, 2007
    Messages:
    47,499
    Ratings:
    +8,260
    Religion:
    I am not an athiest.
    How did he wind up with them?
     
    • Funny Funny x 1
  17. Quagmire

    Quagmire Imaginary talking monkey
    Staff Member Premium Member

    Joined:
    Mar 17, 2007
    Messages:
    47,499
    Ratings:
    +8,260
    Religion:
    I am not an athiest.
    I just recently got a phone with internet.

    Tomorrow I'm trading in my stone axe for s bronze one.
     
    • Like Like x 1
  18. sun rise

    sun rise "Let there be peace and love among all"
    Premium Member

    Joined:
    Apr 28, 2014
    Messages:
    33,109
    Ratings:
    +12,291
    Religion:
    Love
    Tell me how it works. I might want one too. I'm not an early adopter but tend to run just behind the leaders who are the ones that suffer from the problems of first generation anything.
     
  19. sun rise

    sun rise "Let there be peace and love among all"
    Premium Member

    Joined:
    Apr 28, 2014
    Messages:
    33,109
    Ratings:
    +12,291
    Religion:
    Love
    I'm not fooled by this. And I offer it to all non-bears here as a helpful hint:

    [​IMG]
     
    • Like Like x 1
  20. sun rise

    sun rise "Let there be peace and love among all"
    Premium Member

    Joined:
    Apr 28, 2014
    Messages:
    33,109
    Ratings:
    +12,291
    Religion:
    Love
    So every day is my special day. It's good to know:

    [​IMG]
     
Loading...