The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

[Revoltingest]

A customer just stored a supercharged Pontiac GTO & a supercharged Dodge pickup in me barn.
Dang, those are spendy upgrades.
But what can you expect from black guys....always obsessing over advanced technology & machinery.

 

[Brickjectivity]

No problem, I'll be your friend as long as I get paid for you, too.

Good deal! Ok, there's something I need for you to do at the bank.

 

[Wu Wei]

A customer just stored a supercharged Pontiac GTO & a supercharged Dodge pickup in me barn.
.

What year GTO?

 

[Revoltingest]

What year GTO?

No idea.
It has black paint....does that help?

 

[DavidFirth]

Good deal! Ok, there's something I need for you to do at the bank.

You're going to trust me at your bank? Hmm.

 

[Revoltingest]

You're going to trust me at your bank? Hmm.

I'll bet you're fond of "bridge loans".

For the unaware, a bridge loan is used to borrow money to construct a building,
which when finished, is replaced by a conventional self-amortizing mortgage loan.
I know, I know....any joke which requires explanation is lame.

 

[Wu Wei]

No idea.
It has black paint....does that help?

Black paint...well why didn't you say so...... nope.... did not help one little bit....but thanks for trying

 

[DavidFirth]

I'll bet you're fond of "bridge loans".

For the unaware, a bridge loan is used to borrow money to construct a building,
which when finished, is replaced by a conventional self-amortizing mortgage loan.
I know, I know....any joke which requires explanation is lame.

That's not a good loan.

 

[Revoltingest]

That's not a good loan.

Unless one needs it.

 

[DavidFirth]

A customer just stored a supercharged Pontiac GTO & a supercharged Dodge pickup in me barn.
Dang, those are spendy upgrades.
But what can you expect from black guys....always obsessing over advanced technology & machinery.

Sell me the GTO and tell the guy you got robbed.

 

[Revoltingest]

Sell me the GTO and tell the guy you got robbed.

I never betray anyone who deserves me trust.

 

[DavidFirth]

I never betray anyone who deserves me trust.

You're a good man, I don't care what Wu says about you.

 

[Revoltingest]

You're a good man, I don't care what Wu says about you.

He lies!
He never said "No".

 

[Wu Wei]

He lies!
He never said "No".

Speaking of liars........ how are you feeling today you lying old Scottish vehicle landlord

 

[Revoltingest]

Speaking of liars........ how are you feeling today you lying old Scottish vehicle landlord

Sated.
I just finished....
Yogurt with maple syrup
Roasted brussel sprouts
Chocolate
Spaghetti with tomato & meat sauce

 

[Wu Wei]

I'm having an after lunch drink of seltzer with grapefruit....but my tummy is full too

 

[sun rise]

Sated.
I just finished....
Yogurt with maple syrup
Roasted brussel sprouts
Chocolate
Spaghetti with tomato & meat sauce

That proves you are no Scotsman.

 

[Revoltingest]

That proves you are no Scotsman.

That's no true Scotsman, bub!

 

[Wu Wei]

That's no true Scotsman, bub!

looks like a Scot to me...and now to translate into Scot so you can understand....
Looks loch a scot tae me.

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

If it talks like a Scot...and dresses like a Scot...and smells of haggis like a Scot...it's probably a Scot...