Jonathan Bailey
Well-Known Member
The little pig won't go over the stile and she shan't get home tonight!
It's possible a little hay from a haystack could be the whole solution to the problem.
The old woman must feed the hay to the cow first.
then the cow will give her some milk
to give to the cat
who will go after the rat to kill him
who will go after the rope to gnaw on it
which will go after the butcher to bind him
who will go after the ox to kill him
who will start to drink the water
which will start to douse the fire
which will start to burn the stick
which will beat the dog
who will bite the pig
who will, in fright, jump over the stile
so the little old woman shall
get home tonight...just in time
to watch a rerun of Golden Girls on TV (or whatever old women like to watch)!
Here's the mystery of the story.
Where will the woman get the saucer to put the cow's milk in to give to the cat? Perhaps, the saucer will land near the woman from another galaxy, maybe? The real question is can a flying saucer also hold milk? I would have to venture a guess to say probably it could especially if the flying saucer is from the Milky Way galaxy!
The moral of the story is: persistence pays but never beat a dead horse
It's possible a little hay from a haystack could be the whole solution to the problem.
The old woman must feed the hay to the cow first.
then the cow will give her some milk
to give to the cat
who will go after the rat to kill him
who will go after the rope to gnaw on it
which will go after the butcher to bind him
who will go after the ox to kill him
who will start to drink the water
which will start to douse the fire
which will start to burn the stick
which will beat the dog
who will bite the pig
who will, in fright, jump over the stile
so the little old woman shall
get home tonight...just in time
to watch a rerun of Golden Girls on TV (or whatever old women like to watch)!
Here's the mystery of the story.
Where will the woman get the saucer to put the cow's milk in to give to the cat? Perhaps, the saucer will land near the woman from another galaxy, maybe? The real question is can a flying saucer also hold milk? I would have to venture a guess to say probably it could especially if the flying saucer is from the Milky Way galaxy!
The moral of the story is: persistence pays but never beat a dead horse
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