The Official Woberts Isn't Dead Yet Thread

[Woberts]

In following the will of the Almighty @Revoltingest, I am dedicating this thread to my continued state of not death. This way you'll all be informed if I either forget about this thread or if I've died. Let's hope that it's the former, eh? Anyway, today I am:
ALIVE.*


*Well, at least I think so. I'm still posting here, so there's a good chance that I'm in hell.

 

[Stanyon]

You're not fooling anyone

 

[BSM1]

Prove it..

 

[Revoltingest]

Prove it..

 

[oldbadger]

I've got a cold, so that could become something quite serious.

 

[BSM1]

I want this played (in a loop, of course) at my funeral...

 

[YmirGF]

One of the first things I do when I wake up in the morning is to check to see if I am dead. So far, I have a perfect record!

 

[Revoltingest]

One of the first things I do when I wake up in the morning is to check to see if I am dead. So far, I have a perfect record!

That's an interesting view.
I wake up to check not if I'm not dead, but rather to verify that I'm alive.

 

[YmirGF]

That's an interesting view.
I wake up to check not if I'm not dead, but rather to verify that I'm alive.

*let's out a little whine*

 

[Audie]

One of the first things I do when I wake up in the morning is to check to see if I am dead. So far, I have a perfect record!

This is my version of doing that. It is a spiritual thing.

Inside Of Body Experience by Roz Chast

 

[Audie]

*let's out a little whine*

Whine? In The Teachings of Don Juan
I learned that, "If a body farts, it is alive".

 

[YmirGF]

Whine? In The Teachings of Don Juan
I learned that, "If a body farts, it is alive".

Hahaha. I still remember laughing pretty hard the first time I read that. Don Juan was definitely a character.

 

[Woberts]

"If a body farts, it is alive".

You would think so. Let me confirm that that isn't always the case.

 

[Audie]

Hahaha. I still remember laughing pretty hard the first time I read that. Don Juan was definitely a character.

I do wish I knew for sure if the whole thing is just a story.
I've a reason that one little part of me thinks it might just
be true.

 

[Audie]

You would think so. Let me confirm that that isn't always the case.

Let's dont you be go steppin' on dead folks
to see if they have one last fart in them.

 

[YmirGF]

I do wish I knew for sure if the whole thing is just a story.
I've a reason that one little part of me thinks it might just
be true.

The RF rulebook precludes discussing this too extensively. I know what you mean though. (I've read the same stories putting doubt on Carlos' accounts too.)

 

[BSM1]

I do wish I knew for sure if the whole thing is just a story.
I've a reason that one little part of me thinks it might just
be true.

What? Tell me you're not impeccable....

 

[Brickjectivity]

Some people are too pretty to die.

 

[Audie]

The RF rulebook precludes discussing this too extensively. I know what you mean though. (I've read the same stories putting doubt on Carlos' accounts too.)

Oh? what rule, discussing what?

 

[YmirGF]

Oh? what rule, discussing what?

Well, we can talk about Don and Carlos till the cows come home but we cannot discuss much of what they were allegedly doing together.