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The last post is the WINNER!

Discussion in 'Games / Pics / Jokes / Stories' started by ninerbuff, Mar 15, 2011.

  1. John53

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    No prawns today, the river is closed because of all the rain :(
     
  2. sun rise

    sun rise "This is the Hour of God"
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    I see. The oyster shed is neither a shed nor all about oysters. Are you sure a politician did not name it?
     
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    It is an oyster shed of an operating oyster farm but they diversified the shop part. Not so many years ago you could only get oysters.
     
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    sun rise "This is the Hour of God"
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    Suggest they rename it "Formerly an Oyster Shed"
     
  5. Revoltingest

    Revoltingest Abnormal before it was fashionable
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    I'll even out his leg situation tomorrow.
     
  6. Revoltingest

    Revoltingest Abnormal before it was fashionable
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    More galling hurdles?
     
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    I'm woke at the moment but laying down for a nap where I plan on being unwoke.
     
  8. sun rise

    sun rise "This is the Hour of God"
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    Don't come here because left and right are woke.
     
  9. Wu Wei

    Wu Wei ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson

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    Pokémon Squirtle

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  11. sun rise

    sun rise "This is the Hour of God"
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    I'm a woke celebrator of woke.
     
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    I may be woke but I don't have grey eyes
     
  13. sun rise

    sun rise "This is the Hour of God"
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    Sounds like you're semi-woke. Have another nap.
     
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    I'm fully woke now, I prepped dinner so I can just throw it together when the time comes.
     
  15. sun rise

    sun rise "This is the Hour of God"
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    I'm sure it would be a tasty woke-a-teria meal
     
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    I picked up gluten free pasta accidentally, dinner might be ruined.
     
  17. sun rise

    sun rise "This is the Hour of God"
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    But gluten-free is very woke for people who don't have gluten sensitivity.
     
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    It's not good, I didn't tell Karen what I did and her first comment was... "what's wrong with the pasta?"
     
  19. sun rise

    sun rise "This is the Hour of God"
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    Well, that was not a winner. I'm going to bed to have winning dreams.
     
  20. England my lionheart

    England my lionheart Rockerjahili Rebel
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    let’s talk turkey about me winning!
     
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