1. Welcome to Religious Forums, a friendly forum to discuss all religions in a friendly surrounding.

    Your voice is missing! You will need to register to get access to the following site features:
    • Reply to discussions and create your own threads.
    • Our modern chat room. No add-ons or extensions required, just login and start chatting!
    • Access to private conversations with other members.

    We hope to see you as a part of our community soon!

The last post is the WINNER!

Discussion in 'Games / Pics / Jokes / Stories' started by ninerbuff, Mar 15, 2011.

  1. Dan From Smithville

    Dan From Smithville Veteran Member
    Premium Member

    Joined:
    May 7, 2017
    Messages:
    17,769
    Ratings:
    +12,656
    Religion:
    Christian
    Is it a contradiction that the best system of government is one in which those subscribing would not seek to force it on others and that limits the spread of such a government?

    Or am I just blowing smoke out my bunny tale?
     
  2. Wu Wei

    Wu Wei ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson

    Joined:
    Dec 8, 2012
    Messages:
    46,171
    Ratings:
    +11,016
    four falling turtles
     
  3. Wu Wei

    Wu Wei ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson

    Joined:
    Dec 8, 2012
    Messages:
    46,171
    Ratings:
    +11,016
    homemade cranberry sauce....YUMMY
     
    • Like Like x 1
  4. sun rise

    sun rise "This is the Hour of God"
    Premium Member

    Joined:
    Apr 28, 2014
    Messages:
    64,111
    Ratings:
    +31,469
    Religion:
    Love
    All that PB&J stuff was just you blowing smoke while all the time planning on feasting. You did not want scavengers at your table. That shows prejudice.
     
  5. Dan From Smithville

    Dan From Smithville Veteran Member
    Premium Member

    Joined:
    May 7, 2017
    Messages:
    17,769
    Ratings:
    +12,656
    Religion:
    Christian
    We don't know what he served with the sauce. It could be the scavengers at the table were on the menu.
     
  6. John53

    John53 Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Dec 30, 2017
    Messages:
    3,275
    Ratings:
    +2,548
    Religion:
    Atheist
    Only if the prawns consent
     
  7. Dan From Smithville

    Dan From Smithville Veteran Member
    Premium Member

    Joined:
    May 7, 2017
    Messages:
    17,769
    Ratings:
    +12,656
    Religion:
    Christian
    The consent is understood in the prawn/prawn eating relationship as far as anyone knows.
     
  8. sun rise

    sun rise "This is the Hour of God"
    Premium Member

    Joined:
    Apr 28, 2014
    Messages:
    64,111
    Ratings:
    +31,469
    Religion:
    Love
    I should not be hungry given how much I ate but I'm thinking of scavenging a snack.
     
  9. sun rise

    sun rise "This is the Hour of God"
    Premium Member

    Joined:
    Apr 28, 2014
    Messages:
    64,111
    Ratings:
    +31,469
    Religion:
    Love
    I assume putting them on a Barbie is a weird sexual practice.
     
  10. Dan From Smithville

    Dan From Smithville Veteran Member
    Premium Member

    Joined:
    May 7, 2017
    Messages:
    17,769
    Ratings:
    +12,656
    Religion:
    Christian
    Unfortunately, I fully understand that.
     
  11. Dan From Smithville

    Dan From Smithville Veteran Member
    Premium Member

    Joined:
    May 7, 2017
    Messages:
    17,769
    Ratings:
    +12,656
    Religion:
    Christian
    I think that is where consent enters the story.
     
  12. Wu Wei

    Wu Wei ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson

    Joined:
    Dec 8, 2012
    Messages:
    46,171
    Ratings:
    +11,016
    I was planning nothing..... that was the problem......much to my surprise... everything came out fine
     
  13. Dan From Smithville

    Dan From Smithville Veteran Member
    Premium Member

    Joined:
    May 7, 2017
    Messages:
    17,769
    Ratings:
    +12,656
    Religion:
    Christian
    Well Happy Thanksgiving and congrats on your unexpected surprise.
     
    • Winner Winner x 1
    • Friendly Friendly x 1
  14. sun rise

    sun rise "This is the Hour of God"
    Premium Member

    Joined:
    Apr 28, 2014
    Messages:
    64,111
    Ratings:
    +31,469
    Religion:
    Love
    From me as well.
     
    • Friendly Friendly x 1
  15. John53

    John53 Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Dec 30, 2017
    Messages:
    3,275
    Ratings:
    +2,548
    Religion:
    Atheist
    No prawns were harmed in the making of this post.
     
  16. Dan From Smithville

    Dan From Smithville Veteran Member
    Premium Member

    Joined:
    May 7, 2017
    Messages:
    17,769
    Ratings:
    +12,656
    Religion:
    Christian
    It is true that the prawns I ingest will not continue on as they were, but they add to my existence and become a part of me. Thus continuing the great circle of...prawns are freaking delicious. Now I want prawns for dinner.
     
  17. Dan From Smithville

    Dan From Smithville Veteran Member
    Premium Member

    Joined:
    May 7, 2017
    Messages:
    17,769
    Ratings:
    +12,656
    Religion:
    Christian
    I hope everyone has had a great day. For those of us in the US, I hope you all had a Happy Thanksgiving. For me, it is just a day off anymore, but I am still thankful for that.
     
    • Like Like x 1
  18. John53

    John53 Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Dec 30, 2017
    Messages:
    3,275
    Ratings:
    +2,548
    Religion:
    Atheist
    It's contagious, I'm going down to the oyster shed to see if they have any prawns.
     
    • Winner Winner x 1
  19. sun rise

    sun rise "This is the Hour of God"
    Premium Member

    Joined:
    Apr 28, 2014
    Messages:
    64,111
    Ratings:
    +31,469
    Religion:
    Love
    An oyster shed having prawns? That's pretty strange. Maybe I should find if cows have any fish.
     
  20. John53

    John53 Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Dec 30, 2017
    Messages:
    3,275
    Ratings:
    +2,548
    Religion:
    Atheist
    They have all kinds of things at the oyster shed. Cheese seems the most unusual to me. 247725506_4435905833124363_3495440768181970691_n.jpg
     
Loading...