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The last post is the WINNER!

Discussion in 'Games / Pics / Jokes / Stories' started by ninerbuff, Mar 15, 2011.

  1. Wu Wei

    Wu Wei ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson

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    doesn't everybody
     
  2. Wu Wei

    Wu Wei ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson

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    foil the ferrets????
     
  3. Revoltingest

    Revoltingest Abnormal before it was fashionable
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    For all the turrets?
     
  4. sun rise

    sun rise "This is the Hour of God"
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    Then it would be CPB&J but I prefer PB, J, bananas, raisins and cheese.
     
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  5. John53

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    It's been a while but this morning is a bacon morning. Let us pray.
     
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  6. sun rise

    sun rise "This is the Hour of God"
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    John53 Well-Known Member

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    Hmmm... we're invading the Solomon Islands.
     
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  8. ChristineM

    ChristineM "Be strong" I whispered to my coffee.
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    So it seems, i just read that.
     
  9. ChristineM

    ChristineM "Be strong" I whispered to my coffee.
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    Shouldn't that be lettuce and tomato pray?
     
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    John53 Well-Known Member

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  11. Revoltingest

    Revoltingest Abnormal before it was fashionable
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  12. ChristineM

    ChristineM "Be strong" I whispered to my coffee.
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    Reminds me of a friend who found a mannequin sticking out of a skip. Of course being drunk he took it. Danced with it, tossed it around and dragged it by the feet before discarding it in his back garden.

    He slept the night totally unaware of the full scale police hunt following several reports of a drunk who had murdered a woman and was dancing, throwing and dragging the limp body.
     
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  13. Dan From Smithville

    Dan From Smithville Veteran Member
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    Winning while reading the fine print:

    img(19).jpeg
     
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  15. Dan From Smithville

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    That's a good morning.

    Last night it was breakfast for dinner. Eggs, lots of bacon, biscuits and gravy and English bangers.
     
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  16. Dan From Smithville

    Dan From Smithville Veteran Member
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    Now you point that out. But the extra fiber was good for me.
     
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  17. Dan From Smithville

    Dan From Smithville Veteran Member
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    I don't understand the portrait of the zombie bunny on the wall behind mom.
     
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  18. John53

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    All day breakfast is the ultimate win
     
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    Doh! No wonder they always taste like cardboard to me.
     
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  20. Dan From Smithville

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    The first step in the global conquest plans of Australia? I know you guys are up to something.
     
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