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The last post is the WINNER!
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Both look good to me, but I am eating more of the French style these days.
He's alive!
So the Bear is watching it at home and we are seeing it play out here.
That sounds about right.
I would have a difficult time picking a favorite. I do have a strange fascination with Alexander the Great though and listen to it often.
Shadow Wolf
Certified People sTabber
Too bad he didn't make any movies after Dracula Dead and Loving it.
Shadow Wolf
Certified People sTabber
My ears bleed.
DO NOT BLASPHEME!
DO NOT BLASPHEME!
DO NOT BLASPHEME!
That will be 100 Our Freddies and 100000 recitals of Under Pressure!
My ears bleed.
DO NOT BLASPHEME!
DO NOT BLASPHEME!
DO NOT BLASPHEME!
That will be 100 Our Freddies and 100000 recitals of Under Pressure!
Sarcasm,
Shadow Wolf
Certified People sTabber
There is no sarcasm with such morally corrupt filth. Only a dumb, foolish man who thinks the rest of us are as dumb as he is and will believe his heresy
Wu Wei
ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
Wait...... dumb and stupid men.....believe my hearsey that February in the foothills of the Adirondacks is pretty much -26C and -28C every day and that, combined with large amounts of snow can create an ice dam on the roof......REALLY!?
OK..........whatever........
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Everybody needs an Igor.
No ice guard membrane under shingles?
Subduction Zone
Veteran Member
My three year old son had a lot of problems with potty training; and I was on him constantly.
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One day we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch in between errands. It was very busy, with a full dining room.
While enjoying my taco, I smelled something funny, so of course, I checked my seven month old daughter, and she was clean. Then I realized that Matt had not asked to go potty in a while, so I asked him and he said, "No."
I kept thinking, "Oh Lord, that child has had an accident and I didn't have any clothes with me." Then I said, "Matt, are you sure you did not have an accident?
I just knew that he must have, because the smell was getting worse. S00000....I asked one more time, "Matt, did you have an accident?"
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Matt jumped up, yanked down his pants, bent over and spread his cheeks and yelled.... "SEE, MOM, IT'S JUST FARTS!!!"
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While 100 people nearly choked to death on their tacos, he calmly pulled up his pants and sat down to eat his food as if nothing happened. I was mortified!
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Some kind elderly people made me feel a lot better, when they came over and thanked me for the best laugh they had ever had!!! .
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Another old gentleman stopped us in the parking lot as we were leaving, bent over to my son and said,
"Don't worry son, my wife accuses me of the same thing all the time...I just never had the nerve to make the point like you did.".................
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One day we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch in between errands. It was very busy, with a full dining room.
While enjoying my taco, I smelled something funny, so of course, I checked my seven month old daughter, and she was clean. Then I realized that Matt had not asked to go potty in a while, so I asked him and he said, "No."
I kept thinking, "Oh Lord, that child has had an accident and I didn't have any clothes with me." Then I said, "Matt, are you sure you did not have an accident?
I just knew that he must have, because the smell was getting worse. S00000....I asked one more time, "Matt, did you have an accident?"
.
Matt jumped up, yanked down his pants, bent over and spread his cheeks and yelled.... "SEE, MOM, IT'S JUST FARTS!!!"
.
While 100 people nearly choked to death on their tacos, he calmly pulled up his pants and sat down to eat his food as if nothing happened. I was mortified!
.
Some kind elderly people made me feel a lot better, when they came over and thanked me for the best laugh they had ever had!!! .
.
Another old gentleman stopped us in the parking lot as we were leaving, bent over to my son and said,
"Don't worry son, my wife accuses me of the same thing all the time...I just never had the nerve to make the point like you did.".................
I tried buying shingles on line from Match.com. Turns out I misread that.
Vulgar display of winning!